The End of an Era

Sep 14, 2009 18:27


So, you wanna know what my day was like.

Ok.

Grow an extra arm.  This may sound crazy, I know.  THREE ARMS??  I hear you, but trust me.  It may seem like a really bizarre concept right now, but just go with it.

Get really used to having three arms, so much so that you completely forget what it was like to live with only two arms.  And then - grow an extra leg.  No, really.  Do it.

So. Now you have three arms and three legs.  Perfect the art of walking on three legs.  Get so good at driving with three arms that you cannot possibly fathom how other people drive around with only two.

Here's an important step.  Take care of these extra appendages as if your life depended on it.  In fact, put the health and well-being of your extra arm and leg BEFORE that of your original arms and legs.  Become obsessed with Arm 3 and Leg 3.

Do this for 5-7 years, and then one day SIMPLY CUT OFF the extra arm and leg.  Try to go on with your life.  Attempt to remember how to run with only two legs.  Climb across the monkey bars with only two arms.

As tempting as it may be, do not even THINK about growing any more body parts.  The cutting part is very painful.

But, at least now you know how my day was.

ethan, aiden

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