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[sayshisname]

Hypothetically let's say I was to have found out the first task is dragons. Would it really be cheating to transfigure Professor Snape into a python and order him to distract the dragon while I do whatever I'm supposed to do? Right, yes, I know, no one is supposed to know I can speak parseltongue. How about I transfigure him into a fat fox and let

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[bigbadpadfoot]

Hypothetically, I'd be curious to know how you found out the first task was dragons.

[sayshisname]

Er...you sure you want to know that? Doesn't that put you in an awkward position being a professor?

[bigbadpadfoot]

...true. Wise thinking, Harry. Ten points for Gryffindor for averting disaster.

[sayshisname]

I'm pretty sure the champions from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang are aware so I'll let Cedric know.

Merlin, I bet I get the Hungarian Horn Tail. Life hates me.

[r_moony]

Hmm, Albus might not be too happy with you. He would need to find another professor to take his place, and all that is a bit complicated.

...so, dragons?

[sayshisname]

Hypothetically, yes, dragons. Apparently the caretakers feel sorry for whichever of us gets the Hungarian Horntail.

Gee, I wonder which of the four of us will get that one. It's a complete mystery.

On the plus side, no more worrying about Voldemort getting to me, the dragon will make quick work of that for him.

[r_moony]

You will do just fine, I'm sure. Even if, hypothetically, you get the Hungarian Horntail.

Neither one will do such thing.

[sayshisname]

I hope so. My strengths are transfiguration, charms, and flying. Maybe I can combine the three...or go with the latter. I mean, I'm Harry Friggen' Potter, right? I can outfly a dragon. Hopefully.