Alright Vatheon, I just woke and and guess what I found? No really, guess.
[The feed will turn on and Ember will be sitting on her couch, her face a cross between smirking, and a bit pissed off. She's gripping her guitar tightly like she's going to hit someone with it.]
...no ideas? Alright, well I'll give you a hint. They're smelly, they're
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[As for getting rid of them, she'll smirk.]
By blasting them.
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[Lame attempt at humor is lame, and he knows it. He just doesn't care. For now he's happily chilling up in a tree in the forest, while everyone in town has to deal with the fish monsters. Life is good, man.]
And you're on your own for that one, beautiful. I ain't about to volunteer to be some overgrown guppy's chew toy.
I could take 'em one on one, but with my luck, the stupid things probably hunt in packs.
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[Beautiful? Well, he gets points for trying.]
On my own? That's fine, I can clear out these bastards easily enough. But what about you, handsome? I think they are in groups, wouldn't want you to get hurt.
If you need some help, I could lend a hand.
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[...yeah, he doesn't even look a little concerned. Or sound concerned for that matter. Good luck with the invasion Vatheon, Duncan's officially thrown you all under the bus.]
And even if they do, I got traps all over the place waitin' for 'em. Or whoever's dumb enough to go for a leisurely stroll, but hey, not my problem.
[Frankly, if they didn't all get tripped before this was over, he'd probably leave them in place for the entertainment value. He's responsible like that.]
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[She'll laugh at the thought of people actually getting caught in those traps. Would be funny, to say the least.]
If anyone falls in one of the traps, be sure to get it on video. I could use a good laugh.
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