Scans are harder to translate from than I thought >_>; But uh, here you go,
omgfangirl! This is the cross talk between Ryo and Kame from the 2003 08 Taiwan version of Wink Up. With mentions of Ueda, other K8 members and more!
I did this all in one go and didn't check up on stuff as much as I usually do, so don't kill me for any major mistakes please XD; Enjoy!
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Wink Up 2003 08 Cross Talk - Nishikido Ryo x Kamenashi Kazuya
Kame: It's a special piece today! A cross talk with Ryo; it's a very fresh atmosphere!
Ryo: Shut up.
Kame: What kind of response is that (laugh). There was quite a lot of chances for interactions when we were in "Shock" together. Jin and I would even go hang out at the hotel that Ryo was staying at...
Ryo: No way, there was no such thing! Don't lie!
Kame: We did go! When we wanted to go home you even said "Don't go", and we even went skiing and eating out together!
Ryo: Ah~ we did, we did (laugh).
Kame: You see, we did! Finding excuses is also one of your strong points (laugh). What shocked me that time was Ryo's room at the hotel! The amount of clothes you brought over from Osaka was really unbelievable! Like shoes, in my case aside from the pair I'm wearing right now I have one other pair... and that's all, but Ryo has so many that they're lined up in a row. So fashionable~ And the clothes are all folded really neatly too. When I saw that I felt that it turns out that Ryo loves cleanliness~
Ryo: Eh? Ah, yeah...
{Note: According to the reports from a multitude of eyewitnesses, his room at home back in Osaka is actually really messy!}
Kame: Eh? Is that so?
Ryo: (in a small voice) It's because the hotel room was too small, so I had to fold them...
Kame: Why did your voice get smaller? But it's really cute (laugh)
Ryo: Right, I have something I want to say to Kamenashi!
Kame: What? Is it good?
Ryo: I only thought of it after watching the recent Shounen Club that was filmed in Osaka! In the solo segment, you lick your lips too mcuh.
Kame: Uwah, that- that... I'm of the same opinion (laugh).
Ryo: Disgusting (laugh)! (serious expression) This really cannot do.
Kame: Honestly, I think it's very disgusting too (laugh).
Ryo: You don't accentuate your sexiness like that (laugh). Like this... {Ryo exaggeratedly impersonates how Kame licks his lips}
Kame: I wans't like that at all (laugh)! No, let me explain. When I'm nervous and I can't calm down, I have a habit of licking my lips. You'll know when you watch the tapes, but when I'm with KAT-TUN I don't do it.
Ryo: But you really didn't think about wanting to give off a sexy kind of feeling (laugh)?
Kame: Not with that! But with the waist, yes (laugh). How was it? My solo. I originally wanted to sing "Dekiai Logic" for a bit longer.
Ryo: Uwah, that's really cool.
Kame: What an emotionless response (laugh). Speaking of which, I watched Shounen Club's year end review a while ago, and then I saw the episode where Ryo came to participate as a guest. I thought you said something, and it turned out to be "The first time I saw Kamenashi I thought that he really was ugly enough to piss people off"! You didn't have to say these kinds of things through a NHK broadcast (laugh)!
Ryo: Ah~ I really did think that way at that time. Eh, it's still the same now... I'm kidding, I'm kidding (laugh), the recent Kamenashi really has become cooler. But the reason that I'm this mean is all because I have love for you.
Kame: Eh, is that so? Even though it annoys me a lot, I still want to thank you. Ah, speaking of Ryo's mean statements, recently on "Shounen Club" you said to Ueda, "What the hell do you want to become?" (laugh)! That moment was really too coincidental.
Ryo: Well what the hell did he want to become?
Kame: Don't take it to heart, just let him go. He's an easily hurt child, so please don't put him within the firing range (laugh).
Ryo: Ah~ but then let me say one more thing! Those sharp pointy things he waears around his neck and on his hands, that won't do! Too dangerous (laugh).
Kame: Those really are weapons (laugh). I've been struck by that bracelet once during rehearsal (laugh).
Ryo: You really do have the role of someone who's always pranked on. Then do you have anything you'd like to say to to Kanjani8?
Kame: About that... speaking of sexiness, Uchi of the Kansai Jr., he's going with the sexy route too, isn't he? Just the clothes alone...
Ryo: Ah~ I understand! Like with the clothes revealing his shoulders, a bit sexy-like? But that guy can't help it. The clothes already have wide collars. Not to mention that guy's shoulders are super narrow (laugh). He works hard to pull them back up, but the moment he turns around it falls off again (laugh).
Kame: Ah~ so it's like that. If it's a problem with the shoulder width then it's okay (laugh). Also, Ryo often moves his tongue from side to side in his mouth.
Ryo: Really? Then I must've had something in my mouth (laugh). Shut up! Leave me alone!
Kame: I seem to have become the person being picked on for once. I miss this kind of feeling (laugh). But whenever I see and chat with Ryo, it's always been like this. Just a moment ago in the make up room before we took the pictures, Ryo asked a question, and when I was about to reply, he said "Shut up" (laugh).
Ryo: This is my reciprocation of your love (laugh)
Kame: Ryo often makes fun of Hasegawa [T/N: Hasegawa Jun aka. HaseJun of 3tops] too. It's very interesting to watch the conversation between those two. But sometimes Hasegawa's not around, and at that time Ryo's target... why does it become me (laugh)?
Ryo: (weakly) If you want me to say why, it's because I'm really afraid of being lonely...
Kame: Hahaha! In KAT-TUN I'm the one who's the best at making fun of everyone else, but here we have Ryo too. If Ryo also became a member of KAT-TUN, the atmosphere of the group would definitely be completely different (laugh)
Ryo: If I became a member, I would be really harsh towards you guys. If that bracelet weapon hits me, then the day would be over (laugh).
Kame: Wah~ I want to see this kind of KAT-TUN. Right, why don't we switch Nakamaru and Ryo's "N" for a week (laugh)?
Ryo: Like a student exchange.
Kame: What kind of group is Kanjani8?
Ryo: Everyone's nice. And no offense, but everyone's very manly. (as he flips through the contents of an issue of WU) Look, this guy. Uchi Hiroki, he's very manly isn't he? Murakami also puts on a cute expression. This is a page with Yokoyama, Subaru, and I... everyone's super manly (laugh). (as he looks at a page with V.West, pointing at Yasuda) Eh, this one's a bit... just kidding (laugh). Yasuda's very masculine too.
Kame: Everyone's very beautiful in Kanjani8. KAT-TUN is probably a group that uses presence to win (laugh). But this kind of cross talk with different groups is very interesting. I really had a lot of fun today.
Ryo: Do you want to go out for ramen together later?
Kame: Okay! Even though Ryo's words are harsh, you're actually very gentle, I like this the most.
Ryo: I told you not to say disgusting things like that (laugh).