Give me my jar of dirt (or I'll make you eat it)!
*Name: Maz, the bonniest lass who ever did sail the seas. Ar!
*Age: 18 outside, 7 1/2 inside. *holds up her age on her fingers*
*Location: College in a small, cramped town. Bummer.
*Piratey phrase of choice (ex: savvy, mate?): Arr... I don't really be havin' me any sort of pirate-y jib, me hearties. I only play a pirate at children's parties and gala events! Aye, 'tis true. (Not really.)
*Five positive adjectives to describe you: Witty, artistic, passionate, adventurous, and humorous.
*Five negative adjectives to describe you: Short-tempered, stubborn, lazy, sarcastic, and bossy.
*If you could be a pirate, what would the name of your ship be and who would crew it? Or...would you not be a pirate at all? In that case - how would you feel/deal with piracy? My ship would be called Greased Lightnin', and we'd only have the most happenin' greasers steer it, and we'd dance and sing on it all da- oh, wait, no, that's not right. My ship would DEFINITELY be called the Dark Sapphire, and be manned by the swarthiest crew of guys you ever laid your eyes on. They'd be packin' heat, which in this case means that they'd be super awesome pirates with a love for the seas, treasure, and adventure, like me! WHY? Why ask why? Bein' a pirate would be great! If you mean "why the Dark Sapphire?", well, I think it's a sexy name for a ship, and every pirate captain chick would love to be on a boat full of strong pirate guys (provided that she bring along many boxes of Febreeze with her). Piratin' is fun, and I'm all for adventure, whether it be to just kill a bunch of guys we don't like or to search for treasure in far off lands. Savvy?
*You find and open the Dead Man's Chest. What do you do with the heart of Davy Jones? At first, I'd kind of go, "Waugh!" and sort of hacky-sack it onto the sand, because, dude, a live heart in your hands? That's freaky. But what I'd probably do is try and keep it for myself, just because... Why? ...it's obviously an important thing, and could be sold for a LOT of money. Of course, I might just take out my knife and stab it to make it stop moving if I didn't know what it was. XD
*Where is your home? (ex. Port Royal, the Black Pearl, the Isla De Muerta etc...) and why? My home? Aye, 'tis a far, far, place called Disney World. No, actually, to mirror my real life, I wouldn't really HAVE a home. I'd probably just wander from place to place, for me true home would be the sea. XD That... and any bars serving the finest rum and hostin' the greatest fist fights. Good times. :D
* Congrats, you found the treasure you've been searching for. (Yes!) Now...what is it? What is it that you've searched for and longed for? Why? True love, I'd have to say. I know it's one of those clichéd sort of things, but I always feel out of place everywhere, and I'd really just like to find that one person to make me feel complete. (Aw, that's the sappiest thing you'll get out of me.)
*Where would YOUR compass that doesn't point north point to? What is your deepest desire? Why? Wow... this is an interesting one. It'd probably point to many different things at many different times. My passions switch and change like the tides of the ocean; I'm never aiming for one thing all of the time. It's always changing!
*Will Liz end up with Jack or Will? Norrington? Hey, STFU, I'm curious what other people think. I seriously do not know. I guess whoever she feels is the best kisser. At least, that's what I'd do. :D
*Decribe yourself in a word...I know it is tough, but try your best: ...AWESOME.
*Anything else you'd like to share? I'm really, really, tired right now and I wish I had some rum. XP
*Post at least two CLEAR pictures of yourself, please. If you don't feel comfortable with this, or don't have any, please describe yourself physically as honestly as possible:
