"Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones." -Sydney Smith (1771-1845)

Happy Birthday Maximo! Tonight, I shall see you in the flesh and party harder than the nights before!
"Tell me what company thou keepest, and I'll tell thee what thou art." -Cervantes (1547-1616)

fools be frontin' lately, but other than that things are great ( Read more... )

what the fuck is going on?
this is worse than i ever expected.

fuck this shit. for real.

well, i dont know, but my cinco de mayo was fuckin funnn ( Read more... )

i'm just not going to bother with anyone anymore.
seriously, you're all a big waste of my time. keep laughing.

ARIES ( Read more... )

tequila mohawking bird

i cant even beleive how many words probably flew out of my rambling mouth in the past 10 hours, and how many more would still be flying if there were someone still awake with me. is the whole world sleeping? it sure does feel like it.

new cell 214-4031
call me
especially if you have cingular

i'm legal as fuck, bitchesssssss

you're gonna have to sleep on the couch or a friends house if you have one