The Dasani Legacy: 2.2
Last Time: Layla finally achieved her LTW, then got old, there were multiple other birthdays, and then Sophia and Scot decided to drive me crazy by getting pregnant after their oldest son became an elder. You can read it here.
Layla brought a guy home from work, and I guess he decided that her marriage wasn't good enough for her, because he offered to set her up on a blind date.
Layla: Are you suggesting something, you old bat?! Are you saying my marriage isn't perfect?! Because you're wrong, you're completely wrong!
Layla got a little worked up about it, and turned him down flat.
Layla then went outside to drown her anger in playing baseball or something else, and promptly froze. Does this remind anyone of this?
Layla, honey, maybe you should put on a coat next time.
Layla: *ignores*
Sophia: Um, excuse me, I have something important to do?
What's that, my ltitle baby-making bi- I mean, my little heir?
Sophia: *pop!*
I hate you, Sophia, I really do.
This maid was waiting outside. We already have a bulter, sorry Miss Maid.
Miss Maid: But I want to be the maid for this house - I can look pretty for the camera!
*ignoring Miss Maid*
Erick brought home this lovely young girl, Mia, I believe. They hit it off right away.
Erick: Your eyes are mesmerizing. I could just get lost in them...
Mia: Aw, you're so sweet! Wanna make out?
Erick: *thinks* Just like taking candy from a baby...
Erick! Be a nice gentleman!
But at least he makes up for it by being adorable while getting his first kiss!
And now they're besties, too.
Sophia: The little bundle is almost here!
I. Hate. You. Sophia.
Since I forgot to show his stuff last update, here's Erick's LTW/Aspiration/Personality. Hopefully this job will be easier to find than a certain founder of mine...
Layla: Hey, I heard that! You realize that I achieved that LTW, don't you?!
After at least two weeks of looking for that dumb job.
Yay, Matt and Scot - some win for the Dasani men!
And now it's birthday time for the twins - if it weren't for that dang baby this would be almost over for this generation. *sigh*
Scot: Wooh, colorful candles! Wait, what are you boys doing? Keep away from my candles!
Matt & Luke: *ignore crazy Dad*
Scot: They're hogging the candles - I'm just going to leave now.
Matt & Luke: *grow up*
Here's Luke's aspiration and turn-ons/offs.
And here's Matt's.
Gorgeous, but he's just not Erick. *not playing favorites*
Matt: I can hear you, you know.
Your point?
Luke has been grown into his face, but there's just something that annoys me about his face... can't put my finger on it, though.
Plus, he has his mother and grandmother's eyes, that puts him out of the race for heir.
Maybe this new spawn will be adorable (the baby had better be, because otherwise I'm going to be really annoyed that Sophia had another baby).
Sophia: Did it hurt this much the last time?! It's been so long! It feels like it's 100x worse!!
And yet, I feel no pity whatsoever. Sorry, sweetie.
Sophia: Get that camera out of my face while I'm giving birth!
Sophia, get back here! I want to document this moment in case you decide your household isn't big enough - WHICH YOU HAD BETTER NOT!
Well, at least it's not twins - I think I would have to murder Sophia if it was...
Another boy?! Why couldn't I have the variation I had last generation, with three boys and three girls?
Meet Eli! Yay, he has his father's eyes! And his mother's hair and both parents' skintones, so unfortunately Eli could end up just like Matt and Erick, but he could look different, if I'm lucky!
I just got these baby stuff, and I love them. Eli looks so adorable!
♥
Aw, isn't he adorable?
Watch out, Erick - I might have a new favorite...
Our little player has invited other another girl, instead of Mia.
Does she look familiar?
How about now?
Yes, it's the adorable little girl from two updates earlier - and I found out her name: Brooke Holmes. I think she's gorgeous (ignoring the zit, of course)! So I'm really happy that Erick seems to love her as much as I do...
♥ ♥ ♥
Then Erick asked her to go steady, and it turns out that they were both a tad bit disappointed to be held down by a relationship.
See? Erick is a little uneasy about it.
Well, you two can suck it up, because you two are go to stay together!
BTW, here's Luke's stats.
Well, at least it's six grandchildren, and not getting six children married off, like a certain person...
Drake: Hey, you need to get over that - besides, only three of my kids ended up getting married!
You're lucky that many did.
And here's Matt's stats. Another Job LTW - not sure if I consider that a good thing anymore...
I then decided to send Erick off to college, since the house has gotten a bit crowded with two elders, two adults, three teenage boys, and a baby.
Buh-bye, Erick honey! We'll see you soon, I hope! Have fun in the College Bin in the meantime.
Luke used the crystal ball to get this girl, but I think she looked better in the preview. And then I couldn't give her a makeover, so needless to say, she didn't last long.
Before this update ends, we have one final birthday: Eli is becoming a toddler finally!
Matt holds up the birthday boy.
Looks pretty adorable, although unfortunately he doesn't look too different from his older brothers.
But I love you anyway, Eli!
Matt then tries to teach his brother how to talk.
Matt: Say 'highchair.'
Eli: Hwighchwair.
Matt: No, say 'highchair.'
Eli: Shut up, you giant hormone-filled Neanderthal, you say highchair - I'll say whatever the bloody hell I want to.
Wow. Interesting little Brit baby, isn't he?
Matt: Fine, try saying 'teddy bear.'
Eli: Doesn't this giant pea brain listen?
Eli: If you try to get me to repeat another stupid word from a child's vocabulary, I will smack you across your acne-covered face and make you wish you had never been born.
Matt: Um, Mom, I think this baby is defective!
Well, that ends this update. I have one more update, and then it's college time again! And I'm going to try and not have my heir drop out early, but no promises right now. And since I have all the pictures for the next update already, I'm hoping that I'll have it up soon!