The Dasani Legacy: 1.1
Last Time: Our founder, Layla, failed at finding her LTW job, but managed to snag a husband and become pregnant by the end of the last update, which you can read here.
We start this update with our brilliant founder... playing The Sims. Good to see that our founder had a life.
Layla: Like you have a life?
I can kill you off, you know!
Layla: But you need me to give birth to at least one kid first.
*glare*
My founder is so much better-looking than that.
Layla: Got that right.
Oh - I forgot who I was talking to...
But then Layla gets hungry and heads over to the kitchen.
Um, Layla, are you a little tired?
Layla: *ignores*
Luckily she wakes up in time to head to work so that we can get more money!
Layla: Great to see that's all I'm good for - babies and earning money.
Yep, that's bascially it!
Drake, meanwhile, is also hungry, and is stuffing his face.
Drake: How long has this jell-o been in here?
Much too long, my friend.
And then Drake is also headed off to work.
Later that night is Bump No. 2!
Layla: Oh God, this means pain is coming soon!
Smart little preggers founder...
Aw, Drake finished his portrait of Layla!
Layla: I heard that!
Pregnant Layla (she is still pregnant - you just can't tell with the outfit) is busy doing her second duty: making money. She's giving finacial counseling.
Layla: 'To double your earnings, fold over the bills...'
I think Benjamin Franklin first said that. Or someone else important.
Layla: Layla Dasani is an important person!
Sure...
Layla: Miss-Broke: If you really need money, I heard that the garbage men are looking for women for diversity...
Layla! How would you like it if I turned you into a garbage woman?
Layla: Maybe I'll delete that advice...
Look! A penguin! I love it when the penguins walk by!
Layla seems to love them, too.
*adorable!*
After the penguin left, the 'smart' pregnant lady decided to stay outside and build a snowman.
Basic bottom... sort of looks like you, Layla!
Layla: Ha ha. What would you do if I died and you had no heirs?
I would make a new legacy...?
Layla: Drat.
Good snowman. I'm surprised it's not evil, based on who made it...
Layla: Hey!
Oh great, the pregnant lady is frozen. If that baby is born an icicle, I'm blaming you!
Layla: I hope my snowman is ok...
Layla: I'll just check on him through the window...
Layla! You're going to kill the child before you even get a chance to show what a bad parent you are!
Layla: I'm hungry! I need to feed the baby!
Oh, now you think about the baby...
But before she can eat, she goes into labor!
Layla: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Layla: ...OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Drake: What's all this screaming about...?
Drake: Oh, that's what she's screaming about!
Yes, it would be the birth of your child as cause for the screaming.
Aw, look at the adorable baby!
And he's not an icicle!
Is the baby crying?
Oh no, the baby is afraid of his own mother!
Layla: Do I really have to be a mommy?
YES.
Meet little Colby Dasani. He has his mother's hair and eye color and his father's skintone.
Aw, Layla's snowman is melting. But it's snowing! Why is his melting?!
Aw, this must be the only moment Layla is acting like a real mom!
And she's being a good mom just in time for Bump No. 1 of Pregnancy No. 2!
And since nothing happened, it's already Colby's birthday!
Here's the proud mommy with her whiny baby...
Layla, you're blocking Colby!
And here's Colby! Looks good, but we'll have to wait and see to really find out...
Hmm, looks even better in this picture, without the creppy smile where all you see is teeth and black.
Colby: Mommy? Daddy?
GET THAT BOY OUT OF THAT ROOM!
He's going to be scarred for life...
Bump x2!
Um, Drake, may I ask you why you brought home a woman when you wife is ready to give birth any minute?
Drake: Um... because she's my BFF Jill?
Nice try.
(I miss those commercials!)
I wasn't kidding when I said she was ready to give birth any minute...
Layla: Not again!
Colby: Dis house bor-wing.
Thanks for you opinion, Colby. Ignore your mother about to give birth...
Meet Priscilla Dasani, Mom's hair and eye color and dad's skintone (just like Colby...)
And meet her twin sister, Tora Dasani, Layla's everything.
It's Drake's turn to appear as a good father to the lovely audience.
Yay Drake!
Ha! A random mohawk guy that Layla brought home from work got sprayed by a skunk!
And smart little Drake is away from the skunk, but he's doing something equally unsmart - he's trying to fix the computer.
Drake: You told me to fix the computer so that we don't have to pay a repairman!
Maybe...
Now it's Colby's turn to shine, because it's been another few slow days and it's now Colby's birthday!
Colby: What exaclty am I trying to do, again?
Grow up, Colby. That's not a concpet that's hard to grasp!
Layla: OMG, my son just grew about twice as tall in one second!
Colby: I'm a real boy now! No, wait, that's Pinocchi - I'm a big boy now!
Well, I think he inherited his father's nose, which is a bit big, but he looks very good other than that!
And what better way to end a birthday celebration than by the mother popping yet again?!
Layla: Oh crap, not this again.
Little smartie here is trying to do his homework.
Having a little trouble there, Colby?
Colby: How do they expect young children like myself to understand something as complex as addition?!
Says the boy who didn't understand how to grow up...
And it's now time for the twins' birthdays! Yep, quite a few birthdays in this update - babies/toddlers can be boring.
Ooh, candles!
What the heck?! Why did you grab cake and leave the birthday girls on the floor?!
Try No. 2. Here's Priscilla! A baldie like her brother!
Layla?! Why can't you get this right?! NO CAKE, JUST GROW UP THE BABY ALREADY!
Layla: Pushy, pushy.
Try no. 3: Finally!
What is it with bald toddlers in this legacy?
Bump no.2 of pregnancy no. 3!
And I will now end this update with some win finally going on in the parents' careers. (I've gotten lazy with Layla's LTW, and so she still hasn't found it)
And that's all for this update - I hope to have a new one soon; I certainly have enough pictures for one more update.