Comments | saveme_barry: VIDEO - Joint posts, have you noticed that I love making them?

saveme_barry

VIDEO - Joint posts, have you noticed that I love making them?

Nov 21, 2010 03:07

[Hello Barge, have some video footage! Some video footage, specifically, of the following piece of writing, scrawled across the common room wall, in big, friendly, glow in the dark letters ( Read more... )

this is how you get an asbo, teenage wasteland, neil, everybody pay attention to me!, cocks, stoned

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SPAM getlostforever November 21 2010, 03:14:50 UTC

[Neil passes the joint on over to Nathan, not taking his eyes off of their handiwork. Well "their," but it was mostly Nathan's.]

This is kinda fucked up.

SPAM saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:18:52 UTC

What? Nah, it's just like... a public service announcement, yeah? [He takes a drag on the joint, then giggles in a way that is really completely unmanly.] Attention: This guy's a twat.

SPAM getlostforever November 21 2010, 03:26:21 UTC

[SNERK.] I thought all his posts were fuckin' public service announcements.

SPAM saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:36:30 UTC

Man, who had the time to read them and find out? People are probably looking at this and just being like... "Thank fuck it's less than a page long! So what if he's trying to fuck us, at least he's kept it snappy and to the point, right?"

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voice saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:21:02 UTC

He must've done, no human could possibly have glow in the dark jizz!

PART TWO! voice saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:22:03 UTC

Unless he drank a load of that shit inside glow sticks of course. But then he'd also have cancer, so it wouldn't be too hard to pin down the culprit.

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Video: Severely holding back on the mirth. left_4_undead November 21 2010, 03:23:04 UTC

"Wrote it in your what, now...?"

Video: COMEDY LEGENDS RIGHT? saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:28:26 UTC

Hey, don't look at me, I didn't write it!

Video: Legen-dary, even! left_4_undead November 21 2010, 03:34:13 UTC

"Hammering dwarven cock, huh? I'd say that's all kind of contradictory, but far be it from me to sit in judgement...!"

Video saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:40:06 UTC

What? There's only two things Dwarves like to do, and those are hammering and fucking! Haven't you ever seen Snow White?

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intofireforever November 21 2010, 03:25:53 UTC

[Laura, already stoned, laughs uproariously over this.]

saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:31:53 UTC

Don't sound too eager, he'll think you're offering to take him up on it!

intofireforever November 21 2010, 03:42:40 UTC

As long as he doesn't try to take me dancing.

[...it makes sense in context.]

saveme_barry November 21 2010, 03:46:40 UTC

Well hey, you never know what kind of mad shit a dwarf'll be into. He's probably well into illegal raves and shit like that.

[THAT'S COOL, NATHAN NEEDS NO INTERNAL LOGIC.]

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deepdowndark November 21 2010, 04:01:51 UTC

...How dare you write things in my name. How dare you write things like that in my name.

Also, that's chalk. CHALK.

saveme_barry November 21 2010, 04:05:53 UTC

I have no idea what you're talking about.

And maybe you're prepared to believe that it's chalk? But personally, I'd still not wanna be caught touching it.

deepdowndark November 21 2010, 04:12:32 UTC

You are such a very childish human.

[Slight noise of disgust over here.]

saveme_barry November 21 2010, 13:48:58 UTC

Hey, at least when I whore myself out I ask for money or booze, none of that barnyard pervert shit.

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