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[sauntered]

Apparently I have a wedding to attend. I must confess, it's been rather a while since I've spent time inside a church. Gives me the absolute willies

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[sexy_and_skorty]

Don't worry. It's at a temple.

Churches are disgusting.

And if you hurt the flowers, I'll drown you in the lake.

[sauntered]

You're Jewish now? How unexpected.

Rather so.

Perhaps I'll stand outside during the ceremony. It's not a terror I seem to be able to leash around plants.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

Crowley.

A temple.

[sauntered]

Well you hadn't specified which sort, you understand. I assumed you meant - well, nevermind.

It's an excellent choice, Envy.

[slobberymongrel]

Fucking prat. I maynt LET you sit next to me now.

[sauntered]

But I'm such a devlishly handsome sitting partner, am I not? I'd be a compliment to you.

[slobberymongrel]

Rubbish. You just want to be seen with me, so all the guests can witter on about what a Rich and Enormous Man you must be to have pulled someone of such calibre as myself.

I havent the foggiest what Im supposed to wear to this thing.

[sauntered]

So you'd like to think. I assure you it would be the other way around, charming though I know you portend to be.

I believe it's casual. Though of course, for me that means a dark black suit with my new black sunglasses. Must look sharp, even casually.

[borntokickass]

...are you a compulsive flower arranger.

[sauntered]

Er, not quite.

[borntokickass]

Then what the hell.

[sauntered]

Pardon?