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[sauntered]

My toilet is clogged.

All the unholy curses, pleas and demonic looks and...nothing.

Still clogged.

There's got to be a manual or something somewhere. This is not on. Not on at all, really.

Bloody buggering toilets! Oh sure, wave of the future. Stupid blasted Romans and their inept, so-called "advanced" technology. Bloody headache, is what

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[ex_yukimura469]

Thats sad.

[ex_yukimura469]

I didn't know you tried so hard. I'm flattered. :">

The last time I did things, I had sex with Jack Sparrow, this is why I'm trying to be good, even if they are very, very, very good things....and I'm already a good boy.

Mmmmm.

[sauntered]

They say flattery can get you anywhere. I'm wondering if your trousers are included in such a realm of possible places for me to end up, as it were.

You had sex with Jack? Ssssso you're experienced. Thingsssss are really looking up.

You are a good boy. But even good boys can be a little better, I'd ssssssay.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[ex_yukimura469]

I don't know. You'll just have to keep trying and you might find out.

Mm, I did. The marks have only just faded. You thought I was a virgin? I'm somewhat... amused.

Mmm, you'd say anything to get what you want.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sauntered]

Encouragement. Mm.

There is a difference between being a virgin and being experienced. If you ssssssssssleep with me, that's experienced. Same goes for Jack. If you sleep with random tennis boyssssss....that's jusssst ssssex.

More than likely.

Ssssssssssssssssss.

[ex_yukimura469]

Mm, yes. I do enjoy the things you say. Very much.

Oh. So I have no need to sleep with you? I see. Hmm.

I've only had sex with one 'tennis boy' and thats 'Sssssssanada'.

Lies, lies, lies. Not that I mind, not a bit.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

[sauntered]

They sssssound better when I whisssper them.

If you like keeping your shoddy techniques, I sssssupose not. I thought higher of you, but I see you are okay being only half-experienced.

Mmm. Sssssssanada. I liked him. A lot.

I could tell you a few truths. But they would only really apply if you were naked beneath me on a bed. Sssssssso...

[ex_yukimura469]

Really Do you hiss them, or just whisper, or both?

My techniques are not shoddy, Jack certainly wasn't complaining but you wont believe me unless I prove otherwise.

As did I.

So...?

[sauntered]

Not sure. You're free to tessssssst that for yourssssself. Though I'd wager a bit of both.

True enough.

He gets around a bit, does he?

Ssssssso...what are you doing later this week?

[ex_yukimura469]

Mmm, perhaps I shall. I'm sure it will be... fun.

Well, that will have to change then.

He was mine first. Now he gets around.

There is a chance it could be you.

[sauntered]

Fun is only one of many applicable adjectives. Spectacular is another. Sweaty is yet another.

Mossssssst definitely.

Ah well. That is a shame. We could have tried for a threesome.

I am fully amenable to being done later this week. More than once, should you feel...energetic.

[ex_yukimura469]

That they are. Any comes that come to mind then? You see to be very good at coming up with very good ones.

So it shall.

Indeed. Such a pity. And what of Jack? Mmm.

I have excellent stamia and like lots of sex. I was used to it everyday. I'm lucky to get it once a month.

[sauntered]

I don't believe I understand you here. Any comes that come to mind? I think comes just tend to come...as it were.

Looking forward to it.

I admit I'm a bit seflish when it comes to my first tennis boy experience. I'll ring him should a second opportunity arise.

You do? I wasn't sure. As for luck, well. That'ssssss about to change, I expect.

[ex_yukimura469]

In my haste to reply, I muddle up my words. Well I have 'comes' on the brain. I meant did you have any more adjectives.

As am I.

I'll be your first? I like the sound of that. Okay then, because if you are as good as Jack, and both at one time... Well.

I do. Mmm, I hope so.

[sauntered]

I do hope you don't mean that literally. And yes, I have far more adjectives. Delicious. Sensual. The obvious: orgasmic.

Are you really? Mmm.

Sssso far. Tennis boys are hard to pin down for some reason. I like the sounds I'm hoping to hear from you. Mmm, yessss, we will have to try it with Jack sometime, now that you mention it...

I am always available for whatever needssssss you might have. I have many mysssself.

[ex_yukimura469]

No, I don't. Come in my brain wouldn't be as enjoyable as come in my mouth, or anywhere else. You are very, very good at coming up with them. I tend to mind blank.

Very much so.

Mm, I know that feeling. Although lately 'tennis boys' just don't seem to be my taste. A few exceptions here and there. You'll hear many sounds if you are as good as you boast to be. Good, because that has been plauing my dreams for days now.

I can be very needy, but possessive and jealous, and crave a lot of attention and affection. I think I'd be a great candidate for a D/S relationship, to be honest.

What are your needs, mm?