fandom RPF: Life of the Party

[saucydiva]

Title: Life of the Party

Author: saucydiva

Word count: 5K

Rating: PG-13 for Ashley

Disclaimer: I'm going to go ahead and claim I own this

Summary: fandom bachelorette party AU

Author’s Note:
happy birthday, stillscape! Writing this was a joy and a burden, just like friendship.

With much love to throwingpens, who coaches me through life

Comments

[lizinstereo]

This is so crazy. You are so crazy.

There was not nearly enough glitter.

[lizinstereo]

Also, you totes missed a chance for a solid Call Me Maybe joke involving yours truly.

[saucydiva]

Added because why not? My love/your hatred of the song once united us.

[lizinstereo]

I'm going to ignore the pronouns due to reasons.

[lizinstereo]

If you are trying to imply that I am stillscape's husband, you are sorely mistaken.

[emilyla]

WAIT WAS THE POINT OF THIS WHOLE STORY TO GET ME TO GIVE UP CARDIGANS?!

Also, I absolutely cackled at the stealthy removing of books from purses.

Also, you are a weirdo and I love you.

[whimsical_irony]

I would hide all your cardigans the next time she's over, if I were you.

[emilyla]

THERE ARE TOO MANY; I HAVE NO PLACE TO PUT THEM.

[whimsical_irony]

MAKE LANA WEAR ALL OF THEM, THAT WAY THEY'LL BE SAFE.

[emilyla]

Also:

THE RETURN OF THE RUBY BRACELET OMG

SUPERCLOSET TELEPORTATION (WHY ISN'T REAL? #THANKSOBAMA)

YOU WOULD MARRY YOURSELF

IS THAT A SPAWN OF THE LIBRARY ROBOT?!

ASH'S EROTIC HAIKU

THE CONTAINER STORE

[saucydiva]

You requested the container store. It seems like your centering place.

[lizinstereo]

Don't talk about the robot, the vendor will find us.

[emilyla]

bleep blorp motherfuckers

[whimsical_irony]

The Kesha mixtape. Diaphenia's packets vs Emily's packets. Andie and her trunk full of knives. (See, I'm not the only one who's locationally-challenged.) The fact that I would have officiated your wedding to yourself, had I not died. Everything else. You are amazing and this is amazing. Although your hatred of cardigans is frankly a little concerning.

Also, SPORTS GO SPORTS. Did you know (and I'm paging Amber on this, even though this is LJ and not tumblr so you can't really page people, but) Garfunkel and Oates mentioned in a Rolling Stone interview recently that out of all their songs, Sports Go Sports is the one they've gotten the most negative reaction to. People like sports, man.

Wait, who was the titular life of the party? Diaphenia, because of course? Stillscape, because it's technically actually her fake birthday? Emily, for arranging everything? Kesha, for kesha?

[whimsical_irony]

ALSO THE KBEX SHOUTOUT OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[saucydiva]

Everyone is the life of the party! And isn't that just like life, where literally everyone contributes to the excitement.

Emily's packets are way better. For one thing, they are not written on a napkin. On the other hand, everyone will read my packet, which I have helpfully affixed to the fridge.

Sports Go Sports is the best. Those people are garbage.

[throwingpens]

WHAT EVEN, SPORTS GO SPORTS IS A GREAT SONG

I SAY THIS AS SOMEONE WHO LOVES SPORTS