Fic: Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual

[saucydiva]

Title: Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 2K
Rating: R for sex talk and swearing and naughtiness
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would dump hundreds of red, white and blue balloons down on you
Timeline: 4x22

Summary: As prompted by birthday girl k8_26_2:
Donna and Tom give Ben unsolicited advice about how he

Comments

[jncar]

A+

[saucydiva]

Thank you!

[princess_george]

Lovely and perverted. Did I just put those two things together? Why yes, yes I did.

[isalsayourface]

I whole-heartedly agree.

[stillscape]

I think you've been hanging out with us too much. We're bad influences.

[princess_george]

Yes. I used to just focus on the perverted side of things.

[lizinstereo]

This is hysterical. I love how everyone gets a chance to weigh in.

Leslie would totally make Ben a sex binder or scrapbook.

[saucydiva]

Leslie super would have a sex scrapbook.

(NEW PROMPT)

(OR NOT)

[niki525]

I went to one of Aziz Ansari's shows and he did a whole bit on "sexting". Pretty hilarious.

[saucydiva]

Oh man, I wish I knew that, I would have incorporated something from that!

Thanks for reading.

[isalsayourface]

This is amazing! I was both cringing (b/c Ben makes a NOISE, what!?! LOL) and clapping my hands with glee while reading this. :D

[sullen_aquarian]

Poor Ben, everyone means so well : ).

Dying of laughter and cringing at the idea of taking sex advice from Tom.

[saucydiva]

Tom is pretty sure Tom is the best at sex ever.

Tom is wrong.

Donna is.

[saucydiva]

As I am someone who claps in glee at pretty much everything that makes me happy, this might be the greatest thing you could have said to me. YES.