No one got very much sleep after Andy discovered Leslie's tuba and insisted that he could figure out to play it; since they couldn't sleep, Ben gave Leslie amazing back rubs.
Chris regretted that he didn't get to be a part of very many stories because no one liked him very much, and that thought made him depressed, so he ran a light 10k and took a bunch of supplements, at which point he remembered that Champion liked him, and cheered up again.
Tom and Jean-Ralphio threw a giant campaign party for Leslie, an epic party designed to win her the hot twenty-something vote, but Leslie spent most of the evening making out with Ben in the coat closet, because they loved each other and coats so much.
(actually this sounds like something you should write for reals, Jen)
Leslie won the election and Bobby Newport cried and Leslie and Ben made out forever and ever until Tom told them to get a room, at which point they went to the Granville Hotel and had sexytimes on the lamblike bathmats.
rikyl read my last thing and was all, my standard advice is to objectify Ben's hair more, but I guess this is Ann and that isn't a thing for her. What's wrong with her?
Also, I appreciate that over on tumblr you're pretending to be embarrassed about taking over the post, which I super totally believe, really.
Sorry I have no prompts to offer. I am the worst.
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No one got very much sleep after Andy discovered Leslie's tuba and insisted that he could figure out to play it; since they couldn't sleep, Ben gave Leslie amazing back rubs.
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Ann came over and made everyone pancakes and bacon for breakfast, and Ron was there too because why not.
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Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Donna was doing something awesome with her face.
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Chris regretted that he didn't get to be a part of very many stories because no one liked him very much, and that thought made him depressed, so he ran a light 10k and took a bunch of supplements, at which point he remembered that Champion liked him, and cheered up again.
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Tom and Jean-Ralphio threw a giant campaign party for Leslie, an epic party designed to win her the hot twenty-something vote, but Leslie spent most of the evening making out with Ben in the coat closet, because they loved each other and coats so much.
(actually this sounds like something you should write for reals, Jen)
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Leslie won the election and Bobby Newport cried and Leslie and Ben made out forever and ever until Tom told them to get a room, at which point they went to the Granville Hotel and had sexytimes on the lamblike bathmats.
THE END BY STILLSCAPE
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Also, I appreciate that over on tumblr you're pretending to be embarrassed about taking over the post, which I super totally believe, really.
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