wow, I'm procrastinating doing an essay and thought I'd read my live journal because tash told me she'd been reading it.
wow, man I was an angry wanker in high school, major time.
anyway, it's my bro's b'day so I'm going out and I need to get this done first. whatever, bye.

so I quit my job. bout fricking time right ( Read more... )

so last night I bled on my sheets by accident, and it made me think ( Read more... )

wow I'm bored. I've just spent not all of the day, but a large enough part of it that it should be considered quite significant, using my phone to video myself blowing spit bubbles ( Read more... )

hey there guys and dolls ( Read more... )

wow, I've gone beyond lame through over exposure to japanese ( Read more... )

hey there sports fans ( Read more... )

yeah, so wow, like yeah. totally ( Read more... )

wow dudes and dudettes ( Read more... )

And thus beings the actual writing of the essay. I prefer to leave that to the last possible minute in order to maximize productivity ( Read more... )