Bleach ficbit.
"Okay, so, you're all walking along, and suddenly you meet a talking banana."
"I'm sorry?"
"A talking banana."
"I'm sorry, I thought you said..."
"She said, a talking banana. Can we just keep going?"
"Oh, and also, this banana is blue."
"What?"
"And she's wearing a funny hat."
"She? Do our characters know the banana is female?"
"Does it say anything?"
"She says, 'Hello, travellers! I see from your strange bodies and thin skin that you have not been doing your aerobic excercises. You should treasure your bodies!'"
"What?"
"Hn."
"...This is bullshit. I pick up the banana and eat it."
"You are instantly struck by a deadly wasting disease. Roll for damage."
As Asano rolled, grumbling to himself, Ichigo wondered why they had ever allowed Orihime to be Dungeon Master.