Crossovers
...And now, the top ten crossovers ever. None of which I will ever write. Because I suck.
Top Ten Crossovers EVER
-Jr. and Hitsugaya Toshirou drink way too much and find themselves in the middle of an epic cowboy vs. samurai action figure battle. Then they bitch about their lives and drink some more.
-Joachim Valentine and Ultimate!Colossus meet in a gay bar filled with far too many scrawny pretty boys. Impressed by Joachim's knowledge of Russian, Peter goes home with him for a night of manly arm wrestling and oral sex.
-While sitting in the airport waiting for the same flight to South America, Mudou Sara (OLDSCHOOL!) and Kohinata Nanoka have a short but friendly conversation about travelling. Ironically, both mention the fact that they are eloping, but only briefly.
-During their many travels, Dokugakuji and Horatio bump into each other. They then spend an evening eating cheap Chinese food and drinking ale while Horatio very earnestly tries to convince him not to make the same mistakes that he did.
-Griffith and Roy Mustang meet in the park at midnight, go to a ritzy hotel, and spend all night drinking martinis, talking about whoring as a career advancement method, and getting slowly more and more depressed. Sex does not happen.
-Sakashita Izumi goes to the annual Shounen Protagonist Convention (held conviniently in a football arena), but is alternately shunned and bullied when the other Congoers learn his secret. He is rescued by Shinji, Kamui and Johnny Garland, and they all spend the rest of the Con chilling in a back room watching I Love Lucy.
-Detective Leon Orcott and Himemiya Anthy exchange small talk and missing person information on an extremely long flight to Japan. Leon walks away with a far better understanding of mystic crap and folklore, while Anthy walks away with the knowedge that all hope is not lost after all.
-This space reserved for Zuko and a nice boy who will take care of him and not put up with his shit.
-Satou Sei and, like, Soi Fong, have soul-crushingly hot lesbian sex. This can actually be Sei and any other girl in anything every. Because Sei is just that hawt.
-Yuuko meets everybody. 'nuff said.
Top Ten Crossovers EVER
-Jr. and Hitsugaya Toshirou drink way too much and find themselves in the middle of an epic cowboy vs. samurai action figure battle. Then they bitch about their lives and drink some more.
-Joachim Valentine and Ultimate!Colossus meet in a gay bar filled with far too many scrawny pretty boys. Impressed by Joachim's knowledge of Russian, Peter goes home with him for a night of manly arm wrestling and oral sex.
-While sitting in the airport waiting for the same flight to South America, Mudou Sara (OLDSCHOOL!) and Kohinata Nanoka have a short but friendly conversation about travelling. Ironically, both mention the fact that they are eloping, but only briefly.
-During their many travels, Dokugakuji and Horatio bump into each other. They then spend an evening eating cheap Chinese food and drinking ale while Horatio very earnestly tries to convince him not to make the same mistakes that he did.
-Griffith and Roy Mustang meet in the park at midnight, go to a ritzy hotel, and spend all night drinking martinis, talking about whoring as a career advancement method, and getting slowly more and more depressed. Sex does not happen.
-Sakashita Izumi goes to the annual Shounen Protagonist Convention (held conviniently in a football arena), but is alternately shunned and bullied when the other Congoers learn his secret. He is rescued by Shinji, Kamui and Johnny Garland, and they all spend the rest of the Con chilling in a back room watching I Love Lucy.
-Detective Leon Orcott and Himemiya Anthy exchange small talk and missing person information on an extremely long flight to Japan. Leon walks away with a far better understanding of mystic crap and folklore, while Anthy walks away with the knowedge that all hope is not lost after all.
-This space reserved for Zuko and a nice boy who will take care of him and not put up with his shit.
-Satou Sei and, like, Soi Fong, have soul-crushingly hot lesbian sex. This can actually be Sei and any other girl in anything every. Because Sei is just that hawt.
-Yuuko meets everybody. 'nuff said.