Aug 10, 2011 11:24
So I was attempting to fill a request on the Make Me a Monday prompt on SherlockBBC, but I got distracted when I had John send Sherlock a txt in the story and I was like 'I want to write a whole story like this!' So I did. And here it is.
And when I think about it, me getting distracted is perfect since the story I was trying to write revolved around the idea of Sherlock getting distracted by things. ^_^
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To: You
John briefly loses his voice and communicates with Sherlock via text. Their relationship only builds from there. Sherlock/John.
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To: Sherlock
5:34 PM
I blame you.
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To: John
5:34 PM
How so? SH
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To: Sherlock
5:35 PM
I lost my voice yelling after you so much.
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To: John
5:35 PM
I fail to see how that is my fault. SH
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To: SherlocK
5:39 PM
You never include me in the plans. I turn around and you're gone and I chase you and I call after you. And then I yell at criminals. And I yell to Mrs. Hudson. And I yell at you. See?
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To: John
5:40 PM
Not my fault you can't keep your mouth shut. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:40 PM
Yes it is.
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To: John
5:40 PM
No it isn't. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:41 PM
Btw, I know it's you so you don't need to add SH to the end of every message.
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To: John
5:41 PM
Yes I do. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:42 PM
No. Really. You don't.
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To: John
5:42 PM
Yes. I do. You wouldn't understand. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:44 PM
w/e you're just being difficult because you can be. I'm going to bed.
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To: John
8:14 AM
Good morning. No voice this morning still. SH
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To: Sherlock
8:16 AM
Thought about this last night. Why are you texting me and not just talking?
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To: John
8:16 AM
I prefer to txt. SH
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To: John
8:26 AM
Make me some of that tea as well. SH
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To: Sherlock
6:56 PM
Why are there fingers in the microwave?
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To: John
6:57 PM
An experiment. SH
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To: Sherlock
6:58 PM
I guessed that. But why are they sitting in the microwave?
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To: John
6:58 PM
Because that's where you put things to test the effects of microwave radiation on human skin. Don't be dim. SH
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To: Sherlock
7:00 PM
Don't be a prat. Why can't you move them until you're using them? I want to reheat last night's leftovers.
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To: John
7:02 PM
Make me some too. SH
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To: Sherlock
7:02 PM
Two inches? Really? Two inches between us and you TXT me that? You're strange.
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To: John
7:03 PM
Are you surprised? SH
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To: Sherlock
7:03 PM
No. Now eat your dinner.
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To: Sherlock
10:11 AM
I think my voice is coming back at abit.
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To: John
10:11 AM
Good. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:12 AM
I'm glad. The flat's too quiet with only you to make noise in it.
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To: John
10:12 AM
Agreed. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:12 AM
Agreed?
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To: John
10:13 AM
Quiet is usually conducive to my thinking, but now I find I dislike it. I have no skull and now I have no blogger. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:14 AM
I thought you thought I was dim.
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To: John
10:14 AM
Everyone is. You just happen to be a bit brighter than most. SH
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To: John
10:15 AM
Sometimes. SH
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To: John
10:17 AM
Stop smiling. You make it impossible to concentrate on biochemistry.
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To: Sherlock
10:17 AM
You didn't sign your name that time.
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To: John
10:17 AM
SH. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:18 AM
Idiot
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To: John
9:42 AM
Bored. SH
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To: Sherlock
9:58 AM
I'm at work.
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To: John
9:59 AM
Multitask. SH
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To: John
10:16 AM
You've put your phone in silent mode. How dull. SH
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To: John
11:23 AM
Buy peroxide. Running low. SH
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To: John
1:44 PM
Washing up needs doing. SH
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To: John
3:20 PM
Got a case. See you tonight. Dinner? SH
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To: Sherlock
4:49 PM
You. No self control. Get a hobby. See you at dinner.
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To: John
5:01 PM
I have a hobby. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:02 PM
Aren't you on a case right now?
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To: John
5:02 PM
Yes. It's simple. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:03 PM
Ok. What is your hobby? What you're doing now doesn't count.
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To: John
5:04 PM
You. SH
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To: Sherlock
5:07 PM
What?
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To: John
8:44 PM
Hungry. SH
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To: Sherlock
8:45 PM
Then make something.
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To: Sherlock
8:45 PM
You do know I have my voice back now…right?
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To: John
8:46 PM
Busy. Make something for me. SH
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To: Sherlock
8:47 PM
I'm working on my blog. Make something yourself. And you never answered my question.
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To: John
8:47 PM
This is more fun. SH
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To: Sherlock
8:48 PM
Alright. Alright. Fine. We'll text. :)
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To: John
8:51 PM
I was thinking sandwiches. SH
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To: John
3:57 PM
I like you, Dr. Watson. SH
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To: Sherlock
3:59 PM
I like you too?
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To: John
4:02 PM
Don't leave me.
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To: Sherlock
4:03 PM
Who said I was leaving? Are you high?
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To: Sherlock
4:07 PM
Who said I was leaving?
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To: Sherlock
4:15 PM
Sherlock. Really. Who said it?
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To: Sherlock
4:27 PM
It's not true. I'm not leaving.
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To: Sherlock
4:54 PM
I'm on my way back now. You haven't txt'd back. What's going on, Sherlock?
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To: DI Lestrade
5:26 PM
Where is Sherlock?
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To: Sherlock
11:42 PM
You're an idiot.
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To: John
10:22 AM
What a thing to wake up to. And in a hospital, no less. SH
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To: John
10:30 AM
Are you not speaking to me? SH
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To: Sherlock
10:31 AM
I shouldn't. You nearly got yourself killed!
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To: John
10:33 AM
Hardly. It was a scratch. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:34 AM
You got shot, Sherlock! Shot! That is not a scratch! You nearly died!
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To: John
10:35 AM
Where are you? SH
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To: John
10:37 AM
John? SH
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To: Sherlock
10:38 AM
I'm in the hall.
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To: John
10:38 AM
Good. Stay there. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:39 AM
Not that I like seeing you all banged up, but why?
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To: John
10:39 AM
I told you. I prefer to txt.
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To: Sherlock
10:39 AM
Ok.
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To: John
10:40 AM
Don't send such pointless txts, John. SH
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To: John
10:41 AM
I meant what I sent you before. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:42 AM
I meant what I sent, too.
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To: John
10:43 AM
You included a question mark. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:45 AM
Don't be difficult, Sherlock. I meant it. I like you too. And I won't leave you. Why would you think I would leave you?
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To: John
10:46 AM
You've considered it. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:46 AM
It has crossed my mind. Yes. But I would never leave you.
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To: Sherlock
10:50 AM
So you can't leave me either.
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To: John
10:51 AM
I won't. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:51 AM
Swear to me, Sherlock.
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To: John
10:52 AM
Swears and promises are pointless. They are no more binding than mere words. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:52 AM
Please.
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To: John
10:53 AM
I swear to you, John Watson, I will not leave you. SH
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To: Sherlock
10:57 AM
Good. Can I come in now so we can actually talk?
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To: John
10:58 AM
I suppose. If you want to be dull. SH
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To: Sherlock
11:00 AM
Sometimes 'dull' is just what people need.
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Fin.
Let me know what you think.
fanwork: fic,
fandom: sherlock bbc,
pairing: sherlock/john