Voicemail

[satedan_soldier]

"Leave a message. Don't leave a message. No skin off my back."

Comments

[heromaniac]

[From here]

"Hello? Ah. Sorry, I got your message, but I am not a spike and if I was I probably wouldn't be talking to you because spikes can't talk, since they're not alive, and therefore wouldn't be calling you with an American accent. Not that I have one, an accent, I mean. Or at least no one has ever said I do, and since I'm from Japan it really wouldn't make any sense, now would it? Well, to have an American one wouldn't make sense, at least. And I only have your number because you called me first, and I really have no idea why."

[memberslonely]

"Hey Stud. It's me. Listen, I've got Stark's plane leaving for Malibu in less than an hour. I basically have keys to his house for the weekend. Are you coming or what?"

Phone Insanity

[flipped_god_off]

[From here]

"Leather pants on you? I'm there," Loki said and immortal or not, he was going to dread the aftermath of this one. "That'd be fucking hot and if you're offering, I'm gonna stare at your ass the entire night."

Re: Phone Insanity

[satedan_soldier]

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[findingelena]

"Hey. We need to go party some time. You're awesome and all that, and you're a kickass fighter, and you're totally welcome back to my world to help me beat shit up some time. And, uh ... if you weren't involved with someone awesome, and all of that, I think I totally would have tried to hook up with you by now. Even if you are a girl."

[satedan_soldier]

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[nojesusfreak]

[From here]

"Oh, I think you're protesting just a little too much. If I thought there was innuendo, there was definitely innuendo. We should follow up on it or something."