Inches by SassyInkPen

[sassyinkpen]

This was a little plot bunny hatched over the Thanksgiving break, and written up for the sentinel_thurs "numbers" challenge.

Title: Inches
Author: SassyInkPen
Fandom: Sentinel
Paring: Jim/Blair (Pre-slash)
Rating: Mature Humor
Word Count: 2380
Part: 1/1

Summary: Jim and Blair come up with a creative way to determine who gets the next round.

Comments

[sara_merry99]

Heee!!

Very nice! Two drunken guys--I loved Blair getting out his field kit for proper measurements. :)

Loved this in particular: "What? Chief, if holding your breath could make your dick bigger, men would be extinct."

Hee!

Sara

[sassyinkpen]

Thank you! I had WAY too much fun writing this!

[weggsley]

::dies:: Oh god, this is totally hilarious! :-D

Brilliant stuff!

[sassyinkpen]

Thank you! I had a blast with it!

[janedavitt]

This was hilarious and I could really see them daring each other into this when they were bored and drunk.

God, they're such men :;g:;

Although Jim is scary big there... :;blinks:: I'm resisting the temptation to make a joke about Blair biting off more than he can chew...

[sassyinkpen]

Thanks so much, it was really fun to do.

Although Jim is scary big there

Well...it is Christmas time...I gave him a present!

[janedavitt]

And Blair, too; the gift that keeps on giving ;-)

[majorbrat]

ROTFLMAO

I am...speechless...cuz I can't stop giggling. Leave it to you to go *there*, to the actual measuring and making Blair all seriously geeky over it.

*gigglesnorts*

[sassyinkpen]

Hee! OH I had so much fun with it...Thanks!

And on the eerie side, I JUST literally, right NOW posted FB for I Am Death on the Notes board!

[betagoddess]

I can always use a good laugh! This was such fun! Thanks for posting! *g*

[sassyinkpen]

Glad you liked it! Thanks!