Brrrrrr Baby it cold outside

[sassamafrassa]

There was a christmas sale in the union today. So I went in with full intentions to get things for friends and family, but the narcist in me wanted a hat so my ears wouldn't fall off. So after trying on many, I left with a multi colored recycled silk masterpiece that covers my stick out ears perfectly. My shadow looks like a giant penis with a

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[anonymous]

hey lady how's mark???? HAHA

[sassamafrassa]

That sarcasm is really kosher... who is this?

..duh..

[settlefish]

sarah, what are you..stupid? Who else would obsess that much over your measly break-up with Mark? It's obviously that insecure ex-girlfriend of Mark's...what's her name?? Stacey...uh... Catanzaro..or something like that? Is that the one that's cheating on her current boyfriend right now? eh..i can't keep track..we have too many of "that kind" in school these days. She must not feel too victorious, though...having to go back to her ex-boyfriend...who she wasn't even satisfied with the first time around..this will be a laugh and a half. This "anonymous commenter" really cracks me up...s/he can't feel too passionately about trying to make my greatest most beautiful friend in the whole wide world [tear](did i mention slender and big breasted) ...s/he won't even post his/her name...maybe you sick bastard should come forward and show us that you actually have a spine used for more reasons than just giving Mark head...yuck.