I diiiiie.

[sarolynne]

sarolynne: *pokes with stick*
evilpuppy: *dissolves*
sarolynne: Poor girlfriend.
evilpuppy: *blook*
sarolynne: You have liquefied.
evilpuppy: Now you will have to learn the language of bloops and spwookles to communicate with me!
sarolynne: ...You wish, girlfriend. I'll just pretend to understand, and poor wine on you regularly to keep you hydrated with your true lifeblood.
sarolynne: *pour
evilpuppy: *shiny puddle eyes*
sarolynne: *douses in red wine!*
evilpuppy: *SQUEALSQUEAL!*
evilpuppy: that would make me a happy wine puddle
sarolynne: XD
sarolynne: Of course it would!
evilpuppy: "Hydration levels... tragically low! ... Get me the Cabernet Sauvignon!
evilpuppy: You're not giving it to me! Give it to me faster!"
sarolynne: XDDDD
evilpuppy: "POUR IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, BITCH!"
sarolynne: You'll burble demands for more wine, and we'll just have to give it to you. I mean. What other pleasures does a wine puddle have?
evilpuppy: and really, there's nothing more sad than aa wine puddle following you around and making noise
evilpuppy: all pathetic
evilpuppy: and trying to yank on your ankle
sarolynne: *bluuuuuurble*
sarolynne: Oh, quit it. I'll give you the pinot noir. ~_~
evilpuppy: XD
evilpuppy: it would be awesome!
evilpuppy: I'd be the best questionably animated pet ever!