Suppose I never, ever met you... (Childfic for senseofliberty)

[sarkraticmethod]

Fact: There's what appears to be a red-headed fourteen-year-old girl standing in front of him.

Fact: She seems to be calling him "Dad," despite the fact that he absolutely knows, without a shadow of a doubt, that he is far too young to have a fourteen-year-old daughter.

Fact: He's also 100% certain that he has no children in general, because that's

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[gotbottle]

*ded of laugh*

That was awesome. Poor, poor Sark. But still awesome nonetheless.

ALSO. You deserve a medal or something for being able to recreate Rachel-like nonstop verbal rambling. Dude, it gives me a headache and she's my character. I can't imagine someone else suffering through a self-infliction of it. Go you! :D

[sarkraticmethod]

SARK HAS LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS. XD I love making him flail, so this was a ball to write.

XD HERE'S THE THING. I play Marshall Flinkman and I have a lot of characters who just babble on like that... And, well, I'm kind of a babbler too, so I've never had a problem writing those kinds of characters. It's SO MUCH FUN. *giggles*

[gotbottle]

Poor Sark. Right now he has ALL the legitimate questions.

True! Marshall can get into quite the babbling loop himself. D'you think Chicago would explode if he and Rachel ever met and got babbly together? :D