I'm gonna be honest (it's about time)

[sarijw]

Part of the reason for my disappearance from all things digital (email, LJ, Yahoo...I've managed to stay on Twitter only because I have the attention span of a gnat anymore. Which brings me to the question: do gnats have attention spans? Do you see why  I don't get anything done?) is that I've had a severe lack of motivation.

Severe enough that I'd

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[shutterloubug]

I don't actually know if gnats have attention spans or not. I don't think I've ever met one. (Which is perfectly fine with me.)

But...now I'm curious.

[sarijw]

Your gnats are probably the size of small birds. Like your mosquitoes (which are also the size of small, but larger, birds.)

[shutterloubug]

For the LAST TIME, our mosquitoes are not bird-sized! They are normal, tiny insect sized. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[sarijw]

I did a whole bunch of googling, but then I got grossed out, so I'm going to drop the subject. For now. Can I have a cookie? (I deserve it for googling mosquitoes.)