I might as well tell you now because you'll find out eventually and then you'll stop coming here.

[sarijw]

So, I’m married to Zac Efron a certain early-20s nouveau célébrité who is very cute a very fine actor.

So, IMAGINE my surprise when my boyfriend (Zac my husband doesn’t know, shh) tried to insist that he’s ACTUALLY a person. Crazy, right?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL.

Okayyyy. Carrying on.

He was like, “Christ help me if the two of you

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[diluted_thought]

You have successfully redefined what WTF means.

♥ XD

[shutterloubug]

Duh. Everyone knows that celebrities aren't really human. It's just the way things are. They are others.

Except, not scary Others like from Lost. Cause they can generally afford better clothes than that.

Also,maybe you should shower and then it wouldn't smell.