Another from the conversation files:

[sarijw]

Someone has a sign up for free kittens by the vending machine. It's one of those little homemade signs with the tear strips at the bottom and it has one picture of all five (or six?) kittens that are up for adoption.

I emailed a co-worker about them, after I saw this sign. This is the same co-worker who sits next to SHERRY THE TABLE SHAKER, but pah

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[shutterloubug]

Minor detail, really. Who wants a fluffy cute kitten when you can have someone more exciting like Moe?

haha I love the convos you two have. You're so awesome. They make my day!

[sarijw]

I would love a fluffy cute kitten, please. My dad has one, but she snots on me. I don't like her much.

[shutterloubug]

You don't think the snot is so cute? Hm. I can see your point. Maybe the fire-setter is better.

[sarijw]

She doesn't like...sneeze. She just...drips.

[sarijw]

Lazy = copy + paste:

Not set himself on fire, as in past tense. Sets as in, continues to do so. I don't think he can feel pain? So he spends time cuddling on the gas stove while I'm cooking. So, I have to actively keep an eye on him any time the stove or oven is on. He's already burned off whiskers, a patch of fur off the top of his head, part of his tail and a spot on his side.

He also likes to swim! For some reason he loves water. He showers with me, and if he gets into the bathroom while I'm taking a bath, he climbs in and floats around in the water before coming up to snuggle on my chest. He's... not all there, you know what I mean?

[linnicole]

So, I'm going to have to join in and ask, exactly how did the kitty set himself on fire? I'm more of a dog person myself.

[sarijw]

Not set himself on fire, as in past tense. Sets as in, continues to do so. I don't think he can feel pain? So he spends time cuddling on the gas stove while I'm cooking. So, I have to actively keep an eye on him any time the stove or oven is on. He's already burned off whiskers, a patch of fur off the top of his head, part of his tail and a spot on his side.

I like dogs, too. My dad has a golden retriever. His name is Marshall, but he gets called Goofy or Harvey all the time. Among all the other stupid names I come up with for him. He likes me better only because I'm not alpha dog, like my dad is, so I'm not scary to him. He loves sister. :) And apparently speaks English.

[kephisos]

I would have Moe. He's not mental, just unique. :)

[sarijw]

Oh, unique, is that it. Well, Mr. Unique has a bright blue mohawk right now. Showing his independent style?

[kephisos]

He's just different. :)