Who knew sleeping could be so dangerous?

[sarijw]

I almost DIED this morning not really. Last week, my kitten, Mr. Asshole, Moe, broke a perfume bottle. Thought it would be fun to knock it off the bureau and see what happens. IT BROKE, MOE, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED. This is also the kitteh who eats eyeglasses and sits on gas stove burners, while they’re on.

I didn’t say he was a smart kitten.

So, he

Comments

[shutterloubug]

Gee, that's a great way to wake up. Who would have thought to be on the lookout for glass shards in bed??

*bandaids you up*

(and hopefully you get your sheets clean! sad. on the white sheets too.)

[sarijw]

Sheets are good. Er. Were, until someone decided to sick up on them. Grumble. I need a set of sheets that is the perfect shade of tabby/black/orange cat hair/blood/sick up/dust. Sears, maybe? (I apparently have a thing for Sears of late.)

[shutterloubug]

Sears will totally have that shade. They have everything.

[sarijw]

Yeah but...Sears is kinda...ehrm...ghetto, here.

Also? ICON LOVE. Share?

[linnicole]

OMG! Your cat sounds hilarious...and that is exactly the reason why the cat is not allowed in the house. ;oP

[sarijw]

I have threeeee. Kill me. Moe, whom you've already met here, Marvin, who weighs 40 lbs (um...literally...) if he weighs an ounce and Reese, my fabulously-Halloweeny all-black kitty. Moe is the only cat who's ever behaved the way he does. I'm convinced it's because his birth mama was a whore.

[sarijw]

Thanks!