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Jun 23, 2008 03:26

Red command! Come in Red command ( Read more... )

hell?, where am i?, red command, kill grif, this ain't no holiday, ilu simmons, grif is dead, simmons!, son of a ben and jerry, why simmons you scam, hahahahaha, blame grif

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tinminiskirt June 23 2008, 02:30:31 UTC

Simmons isn't here anymore, sah. And Grif's not dead.

...would you be Sarge, by any chance?

sargent_red June 23 2008, 02:33:44 UTC

Simmons ain't where anymore lil' ladie? I ain't no mind reader!

GRIF'S NOT WHAT?! Dear lord! REPENT! I AM IN HELL!

That would be me...How in gods name do you know...my name?

tinminiskirt June 23 2008, 02:41:06 UTC

In Purgatorium. You've been brought here by the Gods to repent, you lucky sinner you.

...hm, so Tucker wasn't exagerrating.

I'm Red Team's latest acquisition. I've...heard a lot about you from everybody, is all.

sargent_red June 23 2008, 02:44:15 UTC

Oh- So I'm not in hell? Thank the good, good Lord. I might as well be with Grif running around.

WE HAVE A BLUE?! GOOD GOLLY! WE NEED TO SEND GRIF INTO BATTLE! URGENT!

And who said you can join the Reds, miss? Because- I say who's in the reds and not. I guess we can use someone to replace Grif....

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orange_is_red June 23 2008, 02:46:38 UTC

I was a good soldier? Who are you and where the hell is Sarge? What, no, don't answer that, I don't want to know where Sarge is. I don't care. Just... don't bury me. I'm not dead. And Simmons isn't here.

sargent_red June 23 2008, 02:48:41 UTC

REPENT!

IT'S TRUE!

YOU'RE ALIVE! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME GOD! I'M SORRY! REPENT!

Shut your mouth Grif! Or I will cut out your throat and send it to the Blues! You were not a good solider! You were the worst!

You're not dead yet!

orange_is_red June 23 2008, 02:57:28 UTC

Ugh. I was going to offer you a place to stay... But you know what, sir, you can find your own place.

sargent_red June 23 2008, 03:00:36 UTC

REPENT!!!!!

DEAR LORD REPENT!!!!

I would rather stay with Donut, Grif. I think I can tolerate him more than you.

Report! Who else from Blood Gulch is here?

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doubleodonut June 23 2008, 07:37:53 UTC

S-Sarge!?

Strike = Deleted sargent_red June 23 2008, 12:01:50 UTC

REPENT REPENT!!! OH GOOD GOLLY REEEEPPPEEEENNNTTT.

DONUT! Get a bed ready! I'm staying with you! Also- Execute plan A!

doubleodonut June 23 2008, 15:10:50 UTC

Huh? Bed? What? Plan A? I forgot! What's Plan A? Is that were I run around screaming? Or is it the one with the unicorn? ...or wait- was that something else?!

sargent_red June 23 2008, 15:13:26 UTC

Urgh! Pay attention solider! Since I dislike Grif and don't want to be near him, I'm living with you. Just keep the prancin' and pink stuff as far away from me as possible.

Plan A! Or Plan 44! The one with the whale!

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nhglnfkgh SARGE!!!! <33333 quicktouch June 23 2008, 08:16:10 UTC

Blood... Gulch? Nope, that's not here. And I don't think you're gonna be able to hail anybody on your radio from outside of this place.

Hell's not right, either. This is, uh... Purgatory, I think? Not Hell.

You a Red?

'iofgdjkbfgs <33333 YOOOORK sargent_red June 23 2008, 12:03:59 UTC

Sweet Petunia!

You mean no Red command? Sweet jibbling jibblets!

Oh for the love of Jesus! I KNOW THIS IS PURGATORIUM, SON!

Yes! I'm the Sargent of the Red Team!

cobaltspartan13 June 23 2008, 09:24:10 UTC

Oh great. Another Red.

sargent_red June 23 2008, 12:04:21 UTC

AH IT'S A DIRTY BLUE!

cobaltspartan13 June 23 2008, 17:17:03 UTC

Yeah. Whatever. Look, what do you want? Are we going to fight again? So far things have been pretty quite on the Red and Blue front. I'd like to keep it that way.

sargent_red June 23 2008, 17:20:00 UTC

What do you mean "What do you want?" I WANT VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Well not anymore! Hehe! I have my team working on plans right now! YOU ARE GOING DOWN BLUES!

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