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[sargent_red]

Okay!

First of all! Grif finds it hilarious to make up strange animals!

Now! This place is tryin' to tell me there are strange houses that eat people?

Son of a Ben and Jerry, you're all INSANE!

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[doubleodonut]

We're not insane, Sarge! I was there!

[sargent_red]

Son!

I forbid you from doing anything that relates to Grif! He talks about strange, unreal animals! Now you are attempting to tell ME that there is such things as Man-Eating-Houses.

This is worse than when Simmons turned Blue!

[doubleodonut]

But there is! I was in there for, like... days with a little doll girl who was completely adorable and some other kid who was called Kidd!

[sargent_red]

What?

You're typing something! But it's making no sense at all! I think you have some sort of Grif disease!

QUICK! SOMEONE FIND AN ANTIDOTE!

Before it spreads! Then we will need a new plan of action! It starts with killing the source! Then moving onto the infected! Then in the end! Only I survive!

Donut, for a quick and easy death, I suggest you use the few remaining bullets you have left, and shoot them...into your skull!

I'll make sure I give you a proper burrial! And that all of this incident was Grif's fault!