A couple of open letters:

[sarcastro]

Dear Lungs

Comments

[tez]

LOL @ the nose comment...

Have you tried stroking it while blowing it?

[wild_donkey_man]

yikes. you need some pseudo-ephedrine, stat. Get some Tylenol Sinus Severe Congestion (the only stuff that still has glorious PE in it...stupid meth users) at the closest pharmacy.

and eat some chicken noodle soup if you can.

[parathalyn]

I would give anything for you to actually ejaculate when I blow you.

Damn you Mikey! You made me blow pop out my nose! Oh, that stings! ~falls over from giggling pop~ LOL