Right, mall guy wants to pimp his wares, so he picks on you, except of course, those sorts of calorie reduction diets don't work. But they sure make a lot of mall guys rich.
If it was a mall guy wanting to pimp his wares, it would be one thing entirely and, while I wouldn't have been happy at him singling me out, I would have just told him, "way to garner customers there, Einstein." and walked away.
Instead, this was some random douchecanoe who just decided that I needed his sudden input on my current weight situation, as if I was totally unaware that there was a problem.
I merely smiled and yelled back, "Thank you, Captain Obvious, without your help I may never have noticed! You just saved me a trip to 5-7-9!"
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Instead, this was some random douchecanoe who just decided that I needed his sudden input on my current weight situation, as if I was totally unaware that there was a problem.
I merely smiled and yelled back, "Thank you, Captain Obvious, without your help I may never have noticed! You just saved me a trip to 5-7-9!"
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Hey, I had to live up to my LJ name at some point. :P
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