Sonic lipstick...ahem.

Sep 25, 2007 19:46

This came up on my rss feeds today.

Cut for shall we say non family friendly material )

canon crack, smut

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hhertzof September 26 2007, 03:14:37 UTC
He is quite a dirty old man, when you think about it. ;)

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hhertzof September 27 2007, 01:09:57 UTC
Yes, he is. *waggles eyebrows*

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iko September 26 2007, 00:55:41 UTC
It's really surprising what things take the form of vibrators these days.

The Hello Kitty one is pretty infamous.

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hhertzof September 26 2007, 03:15:41 UTC
This seemed especially appropriate, since something similar has appeared in several fics on this website. ;)

And I've seen that one too. *sigh*

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ladyvivien September 26 2007, 20:27:17 UTC
I just couldn't get off with something with Hello Kitty on. It makes my mind boggle.

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hhertzof September 27 2007, 01:10:47 UTC
People are strange.

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swallowedbysky September 26 2007, 07:17:34 UTC
I had an ex who kept threatening to buy one of those to make trips through airport security a bit more discrete.

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ladyvivien September 26 2007, 20:23:57 UTC
I know someone who got stripsearched because the strapon she was wearing had metal rings holding the straps together (and someone else who had a ring through somewhere else entirely)

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iko September 27 2007, 05:13:31 UTC
I knew someone (a friend of a friend) who had a guiche piercing and set off metal detectors. It wasn't too much of a bother for him, since he was the type to have no fear in SHOWING folks his piercing to everyone that mentioned it.

(All I did was say "I've never seen one of those before" and he dropped his pants. In public. During the day.)

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paranoidangel42 September 26 2007, 08:36:44 UTC
But it doesn't open doors!

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ladyvivien September 26 2007, 20:25:37 UTC
unless it's really, really good...

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neadods September 27 2007, 00:10:02 UTC
But on the other hand, it can make the earth move!

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paranoidangel42 September 27 2007, 17:09:56 UTC
Good point!

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ladyvivien September 26 2007, 20:26:26 UTC
....and the sales of lipstick vibrators to SJ fangirls just went through the roof...

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hhertzof September 27 2007, 01:12:38 UTC
;P

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