America's Next Top Vampire

Apr 24, 2009 23:25

Okay, not really--ANTV would be too good to be true. (Although imagine how crazy Tyra would act. Hmm...) But a new German reality show called Mission Hollywood offers 12 hopefuls the chance to compete for a role in one of the Twilight sequels.


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ate April 25 2009, 13:08:43 UTC
...!!

Oh gosh! This is hilarious!

Who says reality t.v. is dead?

Btw, I heart your cupcakes :)

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sarahcross April 26 2009, 18:14:32 UTC
Haha, thanks! Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "You brought a snack." ;)

James merely wanted your cupcakes, Edward! Not Bella!

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gabranth April 25 2009, 18:59:05 UTC
I loved Scream Queens too! Totally watched it all the time. I never saw who won though... hm. Did they ever finish the show and I just didn't exist at the time or did it get cancelled?

And an idea for the "You're Fired" line - "This week, you're getting thrown to the wolves." IT'S A PLAY ON AN IDIOM OMG I'M SO DAZZLED BY MYSELF. < /me>

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sarahcross April 26 2009, 18:17:31 UTC
They had the finale. It came down to Michelle (the bitchy arrogant one?) and Tanedra (sp.?), and Tanedra won. You must have winked out of existence that week. ;)

LOLOL, thrown to the wolves.

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gabranth April 27 2009, 20:23:36 UTC
Michelle was the "And by 'record,' I mean 'vagina'" chick, right? XD

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sarahcross April 27 2009, 20:25:18 UTC
YES!

LOLOL. I must admit, I was rooting for her.

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ext_165186 April 26 2009, 02:20:11 UTC
Hello! I'm a-visiting from Traveling to Teens, and I am in love with the idea of ANTV! I think your "you're fired" line is hilarious - the best I can think up (right this second) is "I'm sorry, but you just don't put the 'fan' in 'fangs'."

And your banner for Dull Boy and Shadowed Summer with Edward and Chuck Bass (!!!) is ROF funny :)

cecilia

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sarahcross April 26 2009, 18:33:49 UTC
Hi Cecilia! I'm sooo excited about T2T! Thanks so much for being a part of it!

Hehe, 'fan' in fangs. :) Coming up with these catch phrases is too much fun.

I'm glad you like the banners! ♥ Chuck Bass and Ed are quite the literary connoisseurs, it surprises everyone. ;)

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anonymous April 29 2009, 21:46:02 UTC
I think this is hilarious. We should totally have this in the US-it would be huge!!

Sarah
www.greenbeanteenqueen.blogspot.com

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sarahcross April 29 2009, 21:53:30 UTC
I would watch it every week!

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