"When this boy at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." He just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then he left. I guess he went to try to find some mayonnaise for me."
I don't really like mayo....
I hope he doesn't return.
*~plz do this~*
ask me a question about each of the following:
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“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.”
Jack Handy quote
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and
you'll have their shoes.
JACK HANDEY
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MADD E-PROPZZZ, d00d
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2. Do we know anything about this topic?
3. When did you start to play your flute?
4. What's the point?
5. Will I ever find somebody to love?
6. HOW DO you still have a successful livejournal?
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2. we are femalez
3. the fourth grade
4. every now and then i like to feel good
5. ofcourse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. my fans keep it alive.
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2. Sex- Im not asking any questions.
3. Music- What type of music are you into?
4. Drugs- I hope you haven't taken any drugs lately.
5. Love- Have you ever " BEEN IN LOVE "
6. Livejournal- do you like to update?
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2. Im not answering any questions.
3. dancey music, big band/swing, indierock etc.
4. I hope you havent either!
5. Yes... but he flew away.
6. I likey. I hope you likey.
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1 who is your favorite fred
2 what is your sex
3 what song is this?
4 did you take dimetapp when little please answer oui ou non
5 love yourfels the most
5 is it a big waste of time? yes its a big waste of time because i should be writing my speech please answer 1 or 2
this is dave i can't post because i delled my ell jay
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2 fe to da male
3 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH (dramatic pause) YEAH
4 Yes. 2 teaspoons.
5 ya... didn't get that one.
6 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER. and my answer is NO.
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