Evan Lysacek picspam
So Sarah and I are posting our chapter to vm_summer later today, after we finish working in all of the final edits. Woot!
However, since we modeled an original character in our chapter after a certain man not named Jensen Ackles (believe it or not!), I thought that a relevant picspam would be appropriate. And maybe video spam too, but I haven't decided on that yet. ;)
Sarah and I have both got comments back-and-forth sprinkled throughout the 26 image spam. My comments are in green and Sarah's are in blue, for the record. Yay! :)
Here goes:
For the record, no pictures in this picspam are from Evan's yicky 2006 short program. He always seemed to do poorly when he skated it (Olympics, Worlds), and it made him have to skate REALLY WELL in the long (which he was awesome at) to make up the ground he'd lost. I hate that program on principle and refused to even look at images from it when I was finding pics to use. Besides, his costume was horrible. =makes Mr. Yuck face=
Ahh, that program was where he wore the MATADOR OF DOOM OUTFIT. It's almost worth to put a picture in just to show...the horror. Because, DUDE. And, Lizzy, my love, it's Mr. Yuk. No 'c'. Trust me, I have a T-shirt ;).
Fine. I edited it. Because you are AWESOME. And no horror in this picspam. No, no. ONLY PRETTY. =loves hot Evan=
Aww, I love how you edited it so people can still see that I was right. THAT is mindtwin love :).
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, but now the C looks kinda like an oddly-shaped E. :-\
This is how Evan's awesome 2006 long program started (more or less), so I figured this was a good place to start things off. :)
SUBTLE BUTT GROPE!
Okay, I may not know much about skating, but I do know that that? Looks awesome.
Also, look how furry his shirt looks in that shot. YES, EVAN, I WILL RUN MY HANDS DOWN YOUR CHEST. WHAT?
=dies laughing=
Oh, Evan, thank you for being so hot. =fans self=
He's praying to the handana dieties! I mean, I LOVE it, but what do you call that hand bandana thing? A scarf? WHAT? This is going to bother me all day now...
A MAN-SCARF probably. Like on Friends or Seinfeld or whatever, they had a Man-Bag that was essentially a purse. Snerk. BUT HE IS SO HOT THAT I DO NOT CARE. (and if we want to talk about fey skaters? We need to get some Weir photos in here, stat.)
THE MAN PURSE. Heeee! And, dude. Good point on the Weir. He's like, the only Johnny I can't get into. Because....eeeeeeeeeh.
DUDE. I KNOW. I just ... I DON'T GET IT.
Evan has a great ass.
Yes. Yes, he does :).
And that great ass is really the sole reason for including this picture. Gratuitous ass shot. Yum. :)
Don't forget the JAZZ HANDS!!
TOO BUSY STARING AT THE ASS TO CARE!
What about the FACEGASM he's doing??
I CANNOT TAKE MY EYES OFF THAT FINE-LOOKING ASS!
SO CUTE.
Raise the roof, Evan! I LOVE IT! :)
Not a huge fan of the shirt, but he's still hot, so I'll let it go this time around ... ;)
But it's SPARKLY, Lizzy! AND FLOOFY! YAY!
Those are GOOD things now? =blinks= Are you SURE that you prefer Evan to Johnny Weir?
SHUT UP! I'm just amused by it. REALLY.
Does Johnny amuse you? =checks to make sure Mindtwin Sanity Protocol is up-to-date=
I love this "in air" shot. It's just ... guh.
I love the tie. But, I'm a little concerned. Is that ice skating's new spandex? Will I not GET any more skater boys IN spandex? That's no good!
Silly Sarah and her spandex. :-P
That was NOT A HINT to what parts of our cowritten chapter I might have worked on... ;)
NEVER!
Okay, he got his hair cut recently, apparently (which makes me saaaaaad!), but EVAN!SKIN is always a good thing. So in this case, at least, I'm too preoccupied by his sexy abs to really even look at his nasty-short haircut.
Okay, one, that red shirt? NO. Two...THE HAIR. HOLY COW. This is the first I've seen of it, and...no. Just...no. EVAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? (But, you're right. ABS!!!!!!)
Um, Sarah? This shirt? Is YELLOW. =nods emphatically=
And, yeah, it's like he's trying to pretend that he's in the military or PRISON or something. (Have you been bad, Evan? Let me discipline you .... ;) I just hope that his hair will be HOT and SEXY again come performance time!
No, I'm talking about the horrific shirt in that FIRST picture. Eeeeh. And, hee, your dominatrix side FINALLY comes out ;)...
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU COMMENT ON *THAT* PICTURE? :-P
BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CODING THE TEXT, DUH ;).
The code is already there, yo. I just didn't comment after the image, but you totally could have. =points a few lines up in the code=
***
Some of these are photoshoots, some of these are behind the scenes prep stuff, and ALL of these are Evan looking awesome. Woot!
He must have the old hair in all of these, then ;).
HE DOES. He has HOT HAIR here, YAY! :)
OMG! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!
TOOTHPASTE-COMMERCIAL SMILE!
DID WE TAKE THAT PART OUT OF THE CHAPTER? I FORGET!! =flails=
NO, BECAUSE I LIKED IT TOO MUCH! :)
OKAY, GOOD. BECAUSE THE 'YUM' IS GONE NOW. =mourns the loss=
Okay, the yellow of that costume? MORE OBNOXIOUS YELLOW THAN THE YXT. (which, of course, I have since grown to love, but that's a whole 'nother story) That wink though? Dude, it KILLS me.
Dude, that shirt has SEQUINS. I, too, will take the hot Evan!wink away from this picture ;).
HELLO, HOT OLYMPIAN EVAN. I LOVE YOU.
THAT VEST THING TURNS ME ON LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT'S TRUE.
Oh, COME ON, SARAH! You KNOW that when you're turned on, you make it EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS! ;)
Well, at least yours, baby ;).
WELL, DUH. MINDTWIN RIGHTS AND ALL THAT. :)
I think this is like his "main" promo shot or something. Whatever. His smile is AWESOME.
PLEASE REFER TO OUR ICON!
STILL TOTALLY CUTE. IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING.
Such good HAIR in this one. And the EYES. And the NECKLACES. And the HOT BLUE SHIRT. YUM, EVAN. I SAY YUM.
NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO EDIT THAT PART BACK IN. =flails= WHY AM I COMMENTING WHEN I SHOULD BE EDITING?
YOU HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND. And that track right now? Is EVAN. Go, edit, freakishly tall one! Edit like the WIND!
"Freakishly" tall? Do I ever call you "freakishly" short? =claims both Evan AND Jensen in the name of the "freakishly tall"= :-P
Jensen does the sexy, smoldering look better, but Evan's is still pretty damn hot. =fans self=
JENSEN. Wait, I'm sorry, were we talking about someone else? Oh, right. Evan. Who I love. BUT DO NOT DISTRACT ME WITH THE JENSEN. MMMMMMMMMM.
OH, COME ON. LIKE WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING NOW WITHOUT REFERENCING THE JENSEN? =pats you on the head= DOUBTFUL. VEEEEEERY DOUBTFUL. ABOUT AS DOUBTFUL AS THE EVAN-WITH-SHORT-HAIR BEING HOT IS.
FAIR ENOUGH.
Okay, those rocks? TOTALLY look like some that I checked out when I visited my aunt in California a few years back. I MIGHT HAVE SAT ON THE SAME ROCKS AS EVAN!!
(Yes, those rocks are probably all along the California coast, but shuttup and let me have my moment! :-P)
I have never been to California, SO I THINK YOU WIN on the Evan connection front. LOSER. Okay, I still love you, but WHATEVER.
WHAT DO I WIN?
THE EVAN NIPPLE! (See below!)
YES. IT IS ALL MINE! =wins=
=dies a little at the overwhelming hotness=
HI, EVAN'S NIPPLE. HOW YOU DOIN'?
***
I really should have just Photoshopped the non-Evan people out of these images, but that would take TIME (which I am short on this weekend, even though I'm already procrastinating by doing THIS) and it would probably look weird because the pictures would be oddly proportioned. So, whatever, LOOK AT THE EVAN THOUGH. =flails=
*looks at the Evan*
I love you when you're all obedient and docile. ;)
Snerk. Am I the only one amused by what Evan's shirt says and who he's standing next to?
I am?
Okay then. ;)
HAHAHAHA. THE SHIRT! SO FITTING! It's like when I wear my "I'm with Stupid" shirt, and I'm WITH someone stupid. EVAN AND I ARE OBVIOUSLY KINDRED SPIRITS.
I KNEW THAT MY MINDTWIN WOULD AGREE WITH ME. YAAAAAAAAAAAY, MINDTWINS! :)
It's kind of the whole point of being mindtwins, dorkus! ;)
DUDE, I KNOW! :D
AGAIN WITH THE SHORT HAIR. YOU ARE KILLING ME LYSACEK~! But, DAMN, if I wouldn't have loved ot have been at that Culver's when Evan and Tanith were working. :(
And I don't know how I feel about the Evan scruff. It CERTAINLY doesn't do the same thing to me that the Jensen scruff does. HMMMM. I must go and ponder this mystery of the universe!
DUDE. Scruff is HOT. On Evan, on Jensen, on Jason .... YUM.
I still don't kow about this. I mean, JENSEN SCRUFF IS IN A CATEGORY ALL IT'S OWN, yo!
TRUE. BUT SCRUFF IS STILL HOT IN GENERAL, DUDE.
He's cute in his OMG!COLD wear. But the HAIR. I can't see the HAIR! (then again, it's probably for the best since it's probably short, which would just traumatize me further ... :-\)
I want that hat. DUDE.
Sounds fair. You get the hat, while I? Get EVAN. =wins=
That is the worst deal EVER!
YOU STARTED IT.
MATTHEW PERRY + EVAN = SO MUCH LOVE (even if Evan *does* have a totally strange smile on his face - kinda like "WTF, but OKAY!")
He's SO adorable in this picture, but...dude, what kind of a necklace is that? Did he, like, kill Big Foot or something? IT'S A GIANT TOOTH, LIZZY!!
HEE, YOU ARE BIZARRE AND RANDOM AND POOR BIG FOOT, OMG. (but Evan could totally take him ;)
What? I am NOT. You know that everyone else is thinking it!
*I* wasn't! And I AM THE MINDTWIN. (coo coo cah-joo)
Now *HERE* is a more normal Evan!smile. And Seth Green is always love. <3
Aww, I've never seen this one. I do love me some Seth Green, so YAY! (But, AGAIN WITH THE MASSIVE TOOTHLACE.)
TOOTHLACE! So much LOVE.
:)
***
I've had this picture on my hard drive for awhile now, and until I changed the name (TEMPORARILY!) to make my picspamming that much easier, it was (and now is again!) named "Evan Is Sex.jpg" Because in this shot? He totally IS. (and he's not even NAKED!)
Clearly, we're mindtwins, because I *knew* that you'd end with this one. And that you'd mention the renaming. Because, yes, I HAVE the copy with that name ;).
Well, um, DUH because I'm pretty sure I sent you a copy with said name. And, SERIOUSLY, who would PERMANENTLY rename this picture? =is baffled=
I was concerned! At least you named it BACK...Phew.
UM, DUH.
The LEANING! And the LOOK! And the LIZZY IS DEAD RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH EVAN LYSACEK! =flails=
Dude. Work that stance, Evan. WORK IT. GUH.
Most of these images I've had for awhile, but a lot came from Evan's Official Site. :)
And, fyi, Sarah and I *did* post up our chapter of All Fall Down at vm_summer if anyone is interested in reading that. :) Even if you haven't been following it, the ice skating MOTW takes up a significant portion of the chapter, so you should be able to (more or less) skim over the arc-heavy portions and focus on that. Hopefully, it'll be entertaining, at least! :)
However, since we modeled an original character in our chapter after a certain man not named Jensen Ackles (believe it or not!), I thought that a relevant picspam would be appropriate. And maybe video spam too, but I haven't decided on that yet. ;)
Sarah and I have both got comments back-and-forth sprinkled throughout the 26 image spam. My comments are in green and Sarah's are in blue, for the record. Yay! :)
Here goes:
For the record, no pictures in this picspam are from Evan's yicky 2006 short program. He always seemed to do poorly when he skated it (Olympics, Worlds), and it made him have to skate REALLY WELL in the long (which he was awesome at) to make up the ground he'd lost. I hate that program on principle and refused to even look at images from it when I was finding pics to use. Besides, his costume was horrible. =makes Mr. Yuck face=
Ahh, that program was where he wore the MATADOR OF DOOM OUTFIT. It's almost worth to put a picture in just to show...the horror. Because, DUDE. And, Lizzy, my love, it's Mr. Yuk. No 'c'. Trust me, I have a T-shirt ;).
Fine. I edited it. Because you are AWESOME. And no horror in this picspam. No, no. ONLY PRETTY. =loves hot Evan=
Aww, I love how you edited it so people can still see that I was right. THAT is mindtwin love :).
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, but now the C looks kinda like an oddly-shaped E. :-\
This is how Evan's awesome 2006 long program started (more or less), so I figured this was a good place to start things off. :)
SUBTLE BUTT GROPE!
Okay, I may not know much about skating, but I do know that that? Looks awesome.
Also, look how furry his shirt looks in that shot. YES, EVAN, I WILL RUN MY HANDS DOWN YOUR CHEST. WHAT?
=dies laughing=
Oh, Evan, thank you for being so hot. =fans self=
He's praying to the handana dieties! I mean, I LOVE it, but what do you call that hand bandana thing? A scarf? WHAT? This is going to bother me all day now...
A MAN-SCARF probably. Like on Friends or Seinfeld or whatever, they had a Man-Bag that was essentially a purse. Snerk. BUT HE IS SO HOT THAT I DO NOT CARE. (and if we want to talk about fey skaters? We need to get some Weir photos in here, stat.)
THE MAN PURSE. Heeee! And, dude. Good point on the Weir. He's like, the only Johnny I can't get into. Because....eeeeeeeeeh.
DUDE. I KNOW. I just ... I DON'T GET IT.
Evan has a great ass.
Yes. Yes, he does :).
And that great ass is really the sole reason for including this picture. Gratuitous ass shot. Yum. :)
Don't forget the JAZZ HANDS!!
TOO BUSY STARING AT THE ASS TO CARE!
What about the FACEGASM he's doing??
I CANNOT TAKE MY EYES OFF THAT FINE-LOOKING ASS!
SO CUTE.
Raise the roof, Evan! I LOVE IT! :)
Not a huge fan of the shirt, but he's still hot, so I'll let it go this time around ... ;)
But it's SPARKLY, Lizzy! AND FLOOFY! YAY!
Those are GOOD things now? =blinks= Are you SURE that you prefer Evan to Johnny Weir?
SHUT UP! I'm just amused by it. REALLY.
Does Johnny amuse you? =checks to make sure Mindtwin Sanity Protocol is up-to-date=
I love this "in air" shot. It's just ... guh.
I love the tie. But, I'm a little concerned. Is that ice skating's new spandex? Will I not GET any more skater boys IN spandex? That's no good!
Silly Sarah and her spandex. :-P
That was NOT A HINT to what parts of our cowritten chapter I might have worked on... ;)
NEVER!
Okay, he got his hair cut recently, apparently (which makes me saaaaaad!), but EVAN!SKIN is always a good thing. So in this case, at least, I'm too preoccupied by his sexy abs to really even look at his nasty-short haircut.
Okay, one, that red shirt? NO. Two...THE HAIR. HOLY COW. This is the first I've seen of it, and...no. Just...no. EVAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? (But, you're right. ABS!!!!!!)
Um, Sarah? This shirt? Is YELLOW. =nods emphatically=
And, yeah, it's like he's trying to pretend that he's in the military or PRISON or something. (Have you been bad, Evan? Let me discipline you .... ;) I just hope that his hair will be HOT and SEXY again come performance time!
No, I'm talking about the horrific shirt in that FIRST picture. Eeeeh. And, hee, your dominatrix side FINALLY comes out ;)...
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU COMMENT ON *THAT* PICTURE? :-P
BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CODING THE TEXT, DUH ;).
The code is already there, yo. I just didn't comment after the image, but you totally could have. =points a few lines up in the code=
***
Some of these are photoshoots, some of these are behind the scenes prep stuff, and ALL of these are Evan looking awesome. Woot!
He must have the old hair in all of these, then ;).
HE DOES. He has HOT HAIR here, YAY! :)
OMG! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!
TOOTHPASTE-COMMERCIAL SMILE!
DID WE TAKE THAT PART OUT OF THE CHAPTER? I FORGET!! =flails=
NO, BECAUSE I LIKED IT TOO MUCH! :)
OKAY, GOOD. BECAUSE THE 'YUM' IS GONE NOW. =mourns the loss=
Okay, the yellow of that costume? MORE OBNOXIOUS YELLOW THAN THE YXT. (which, of course, I have since grown to love, but that's a whole 'nother story) That wink though? Dude, it KILLS me.
Dude, that shirt has SEQUINS. I, too, will take the hot Evan!wink away from this picture ;).
HELLO, HOT OLYMPIAN EVAN. I LOVE YOU.
THAT VEST THING TURNS ME ON LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT'S TRUE.
Oh, COME ON, SARAH! You KNOW that when you're turned on, you make it EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS! ;)
Well, at least yours, baby ;).
WELL, DUH. MINDTWIN RIGHTS AND ALL THAT. :)
I think this is like his "main" promo shot or something. Whatever. His smile is AWESOME.
PLEASE REFER TO OUR ICON!
STILL TOTALLY CUTE. IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING.
Such good HAIR in this one. And the EYES. And the NECKLACES. And the HOT BLUE SHIRT. YUM, EVAN. I SAY YUM.
NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO EDIT THAT PART BACK IN. =flails= WHY AM I COMMENTING WHEN I SHOULD BE EDITING?
YOU HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND. And that track right now? Is EVAN. Go, edit, freakishly tall one! Edit like the WIND!
"Freakishly" tall? Do I ever call you "freakishly" short? =claims both Evan AND Jensen in the name of the "freakishly tall"= :-P
Jensen does the sexy, smoldering look better, but Evan's is still pretty damn hot. =fans self=
JENSEN. Wait, I'm sorry, were we talking about someone else? Oh, right. Evan. Who I love. BUT DO NOT DISTRACT ME WITH THE JENSEN. MMMMMMMMMM.
OH, COME ON. LIKE WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING NOW WITHOUT REFERENCING THE JENSEN? =pats you on the head= DOUBTFUL. VEEEEEERY DOUBTFUL. ABOUT AS DOUBTFUL AS THE EVAN-WITH-SHORT-HAIR BEING HOT IS.
FAIR ENOUGH.
Okay, those rocks? TOTALLY look like some that I checked out when I visited my aunt in California a few years back. I MIGHT HAVE SAT ON THE SAME ROCKS AS EVAN!!
(Yes, those rocks are probably all along the California coast, but shuttup and let me have my moment! :-P)
I have never been to California, SO I THINK YOU WIN on the Evan connection front. LOSER. Okay, I still love you, but WHATEVER.
WHAT DO I WIN?
THE EVAN NIPPLE! (See below!)
YES. IT IS ALL MINE! =wins=
=dies a little at the overwhelming hotness=
HI, EVAN'S NIPPLE. HOW YOU DOIN'?
***
I really should have just Photoshopped the non-Evan people out of these images, but that would take TIME (which I am short on this weekend, even though I'm already procrastinating by doing THIS) and it would probably look weird because the pictures would be oddly proportioned. So, whatever, LOOK AT THE EVAN THOUGH. =flails=
*looks at the Evan*
I love you when you're all obedient and docile. ;)
Snerk. Am I the only one amused by what Evan's shirt says and who he's standing next to?
I am?
Okay then. ;)
HAHAHAHA. THE SHIRT! SO FITTING! It's like when I wear my "I'm with Stupid" shirt, and I'm WITH someone stupid. EVAN AND I ARE OBVIOUSLY KINDRED SPIRITS.
I KNEW THAT MY MINDTWIN WOULD AGREE WITH ME. YAAAAAAAAAAAY, MINDTWINS! :)
It's kind of the whole point of being mindtwins, dorkus! ;)
DUDE, I KNOW! :D
AGAIN WITH THE SHORT HAIR. YOU ARE KILLING ME LYSACEK~! But, DAMN, if I wouldn't have loved ot have been at that Culver's when Evan and Tanith were working. :(
And I don't know how I feel about the Evan scruff. It CERTAINLY doesn't do the same thing to me that the Jensen scruff does. HMMMM. I must go and ponder this mystery of the universe!
DUDE. Scruff is HOT. On Evan, on Jensen, on Jason .... YUM.
I still don't kow about this. I mean, JENSEN SCRUFF IS IN A CATEGORY ALL IT'S OWN, yo!
TRUE. BUT SCRUFF IS STILL HOT IN GENERAL, DUDE.
He's cute in his OMG!COLD wear. But the HAIR. I can't see the HAIR! (then again, it's probably for the best since it's probably short, which would just traumatize me further ... :-\)
I want that hat. DUDE.
Sounds fair. You get the hat, while I? Get EVAN. =wins=
That is the worst deal EVER!
YOU STARTED IT.
MATTHEW PERRY + EVAN = SO MUCH LOVE (even if Evan *does* have a totally strange smile on his face - kinda like "WTF, but OKAY!")
He's SO adorable in this picture, but...dude, what kind of a necklace is that? Did he, like, kill Big Foot or something? IT'S A GIANT TOOTH, LIZZY!!
HEE, YOU ARE BIZARRE AND RANDOM AND POOR BIG FOOT, OMG. (but Evan could totally take him ;)
What? I am NOT. You know that everyone else is thinking it!
*I* wasn't! And I AM THE MINDTWIN. (coo coo cah-joo)
Now *HERE* is a more normal Evan!smile. And Seth Green is always love. <3
Aww, I've never seen this one. I do love me some Seth Green, so YAY! (But, AGAIN WITH THE MASSIVE TOOTHLACE.)
TOOTHLACE! So much LOVE.
:)
***
I've had this picture on my hard drive for awhile now, and until I changed the name (TEMPORARILY!) to make my picspamming that much easier, it was (and now is again!) named "Evan Is Sex.jpg" Because in this shot? He totally IS. (and he's not even NAKED!)
Clearly, we're mindtwins, because I *knew* that you'd end with this one. And that you'd mention the renaming. Because, yes, I HAVE the copy with that name ;).
Well, um, DUH because I'm pretty sure I sent you a copy with said name. And, SERIOUSLY, who would PERMANENTLY rename this picture? =is baffled=
I was concerned! At least you named it BACK...Phew.
UM, DUH.
The LEANING! And the LOOK! And the LIZZY IS DEAD RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH EVAN LYSACEK! =flails=
Dude. Work that stance, Evan. WORK IT. GUH.
Most of these images I've had for awhile, but a lot came from Evan's Official Site. :)
And, fyi, Sarah and I *did* post up our chapter of All Fall Down at vm_summer if anyone is interested in reading that. :) Even if you haven't been following it, the ice skating MOTW takes up a significant portion of the chapter, so you should be able to (more or less) skim over the arc-heavy portions and focus on that. Hopefully, it'll be entertaining, at least! :)