i'm shallow...

[saqsmaq]

so i came to the realization yesterday that i am probably a fairly shallow person.  i've always thought that my inability to pick up girls related to the fact that 1) they hardly ever approach me and 2) i get all nervous when they do

Comments

[krankykris]

there's nothing wrong with it my friend. the fact that you are not attracted to beached whales only proves the point that you are indeed a healthy young man. what you experienced today is a safety mechanism. a mechanism of self preservation that keeps you from being rolled over and crushed to death in your sleep by an unnaturally overweight female. fear not! everything is going to be ok!

[saqsmaq]

see the thing is, i have this curse. the curse of fat, or something. fat girls ALWAYS love me. they always have as long as i can remember noticing that girls were special and different. all through my life i've had fat stalker chicks that couldn't leave me alone. although, recently i've been relatively fat free, which is nice.

i'm an insensitive bastard, aren't i?? :)

[krankykris]

it's ok man. here's the thing about fat. it's emotional padding. the bigger the girl, the less feelings she is. think about it for a second. why do people pig out and eat sticks of butter and boxes of candy when they're depressed? they're busy building that emotional padding.

so the next time you see uber fatty eating a triple cheeseburger, extra large fries and mountain of melting ice cream, tell her that you're sorry and you feel her pain cause you're skinnier than her. she will know exactly what you're talking about.