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1. THANK YOU to all the happy-birthdays!
2. THANK YOU to everyone who replied to the last post. I was hardcore down after a huge fight with my mom bleeding into having to take my driver's test. Needless to say, the emotional stress made me fail miserably. I mean it. it was pretty bad ( Read more... ) -
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I feel like i want to die. -
les jours tristes
1. I AM OFFICIALLY LEGAL. scary, innit ( Read more... ) -
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Sans toi, les émotions d'aujourd'hui ne seraient que la peau morte des émotions d'autrefois.
Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's. -
like spittle from a cloud, amassed resentment counting ounce and pound
my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend's sister's boyfriend (also known as RYAN) came into work yesterday. he's a mormon now. that was awkward.
Phantom pain, also called deafferentation pain, anesthesia dolorosa, or denervation pain, is pain that is felt in a part of the body (usually an extremity) that either no longer exists due to amputation or is ( Read more... ) -
HAHA, best bonding experience with coworker ever
Skanky Coworker: so like oh my god-- have you ever like, kissed a girl?
Delaney: ... [Skanky Coworker], I've had sex with girls :\
Skanky Coworker: OH MY GOD, ME TOO!
Delaney: *trips over coat rack and falls onto floor*
Skanky Coworker: *oblivious* THAT'S SO AMAZING! -
it deserves a nobel peace prize or SOMETHING
SO. before i go to work i want to make a post in dedication to the most amazing invention mankind has been able to achieve. the wheel? you may ask. no, no, it's much better than that. The tampon. Dear tampon, i am so happy we settled are differences and are now bff. I WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT YOU. -
new favorite icon :x
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY masae <3<3<3 -
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1. I AM HOME ALONE ALL WEEK. IF ANYONE WANTS TO COME BY FOR A VISIT, BY ALL MEANS!! BUT NO ROBBING ME PLEASE.
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