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Christmas joy? Oh boy oh boy! reallywheelie December 12 2007, 16:25:57 UTC
Wheelie's been so good this year! Now maybe gifts are drawing near!? Here's a big hip hip hooray, for this great Earth holiday! If you need assistance, give a yelp, because I'm of elfin stature and I want to help!

I don't think I've been very naughty, but I don't want to sound too haughty. My dearest wish for the year is a karaoke machine, so I can carol all day painting the halls red and green! Instead of fights and shooting guns, we all could stand a little fun, and when it's all said and done, I'd love good cheer for everyone.

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//DRONE UNIT: ROLLER bigbossprime December 12 2007, 20:09:17 UTC
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:D!!!!

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Re: //DRONE UNIT: ROLLER santahasclaws December 13 2007, 02:18:29 UTC


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Re: Christmas joy? Oh boy oh boy! santahasclaws December 13 2007, 01:04:00 UTC
Wheelie! I was hoping to hear from you. I've seen you attempt to end fighting between your fellow Transformers quite a few times, and I'm happy to say that you are one of the few Transformers who reached "Nice" status before I even implemented new search terms.

A karaoke machine, eh...? I might have one lying around somewhere... *said with a twinkle in his eye*

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Private: Santa bigbossprime December 12 2007, 17:37:44 UTC
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Freedom for all sentient beings.

orsexymegatronmudflaps

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Re: Private: Santa santahasclaws December 13 2007, 01:06:49 UTC
Optimus Prime... Optimus - yes, now I know who I'm looking for.

Freedom is one of the few gifts that I have found, for one reason or another, to be very difficult to bestow. As much as I would like to help everyone in the world live in peace and harmony with one another, it seems as though I need far more than just Christmas magic to make that happen. *frowning slightly*

Perhaps, however... We shall see what this year brings.

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Re: Private: Santa bigbossprime December 13 2007, 01:29:25 UTC
I suppose it'd have been too easy if it could have been accomplished like that.

How about something nice for Megatron, then?...

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Re: Private: Santa santahasclaws December 13 2007, 02:00:51 UTC
Optimus Prime - I may not be able to give world peace for the entire year, but I've found that Christmas can be a day without fighting more than once. You just have to believe.

And Megatron... Is a highly specialized case. He seems rather reluctant to ask for anything at all. Once he does, however, I will be able to get a closer look at him and see if I can, in good faith, give him anything at all.

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shockin_awesome December 12 2007, 23:17:16 UTC
...This place gets more illogical every day.

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santahasclaws December 13 2007, 01:07:57 UTC
There is nothing illogical about Christmas - so long as you can suspend your disbelief for a certain period of time! Ho ho ho hohohohoho!

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shockin_awesome December 13 2007, 01:41:47 UTC
That's highly unlikely. As far as I'm concerned, everything about it is illogical.

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santahasclaws December 13 2007, 02:06:29 UTC
Being illogical isn't as bad as you seem to think it is. Perhaps you just need to try it?

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junkwrecker December 12 2007, 23:26:23 UTC
...A translator taht actually fully skrow?

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santahasclaws December 13 2007, 01:30:46 UTC
I think I might have just the thing for you...

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junkwrecker December 13 2007, 20:31:36 UTC
Ooh, really?

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destructionxsix December 13 2007, 01:33:24 UTC
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Guns. Lots of them. The bigger the better.

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santahasclaws December 13 2007, 02:04:13 UTC
Ho ho hohohoho!

Weaponry, hmm? Under normal circumstances I would be against such an idea, but you Transformers seem to be... a special case.

We'll have to see which list you're on, won't we?

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destructionxsix December 13 2007, 06:15:26 UTC
List? There's a slaggin list?

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santahasclaws December 13 2007, 07:27:21 UTC
Of course there's a list! Why, you know how the song -- well, perhaps you don't. Ho ho hohoho!

"//He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice...\\"

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