Physical Entry 1

[santahasclaws]

This is Jolly, stepping in for Saint Nicholas. At this moment, the fat man Kris Kringle is busy fixing himself and the sleigh and the bags, and the stupid reindeer, and the missus up for Christmas deliveries. He'll be unavailable until after the 25th.

I, however, am sorry happy to say that I'm currently bunked out in the base's "human" quarters

Comments

[thtaintfriendly]

huh! there's another intelligent species on this planet? apparently with superficial resemblances to the dominant one; sensible evolutionary tactic...

[santahasclaws]

Oh, wonderful, somebody vaguely intellectual. Then again, you are dead, but I'll take what I can get. Says a lot about your species if the only one around who might have sense is a dead robot.

Tell me, just how lethal are these deathrays that haven't been utterly decimated by your silly fighting?

[thtaintfriendly]

no 'vaguely' about it! i can't say much for the overall intelligence of my kind, unfortunately. except a couple of them, at least one of which i know you haven't met.

not as lethal as projected, unfortunately, which is why the moron masquerading as a leader (not prime, the other one) is still with us. i am going to be making improvements, but i suspect they are more than lethal enough for organic life-forms. and what isn't dead is radioactive and wishing it were for the rest of its miserable existence.

[santahasclaws]

...Mind if I take one? As a Christmas present. To myself.

Doesn't seem like you'll be needing them, anyways. *wryly* Without a body, they don't seem to be much use.