Flow My Tears, the Unsuccessful Pastiche Did Not Actually Say *

[sanspoof]

Goddamn it, this isn't even any good

Comments

[jwgh]

You just made Dave Pacheco cry, you meanie.

[sanspoof]

Man, it's not that it's not FUNNY, it's that it's POOR.
Also not funny. Although this other one lunk by bookslut was pretty good.

[jwgh]

Lameness agreed to.

I'm not sure what a good PKD/BH&G crossover would be. 'Galactic Pot Repair'? 'Confessions of a Crap Interior Decorator'?

[sanspoof]

The Transmogrification of Maureen Archer's Living Room.
Flow My Tears, the Lonely Unfulfilled Housewife Said.

Too dark?

[jwgh]

Not dark enough!

I guess 'Vulcan's Hammer' is fine the way it is.

[jwgh]

'We Can Redecorate It For You Wholesale' (later used as the basis of a how-to video called 'Total Redesign').

[mmcirvin]

I already did "The Exploded Memory of William Tardigrade" (filmed as "Deathpunch").

[sanspoof]

Man, that would be the best issue of Better Homes and Gardens ever. Easily.