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[sanspoof]

Ha ha, oh, man, applying for jobs you have no concrete proof of aptitude for!
It is a gas.

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Comments

[wasta]

Dude! Don't I know it. Portland is an unemployment wasteland.

You could totally get hired at Laika as an animator though. I wish you liked this side of the country, and I didn't have to wrestle JP for available jobs.

[sanspoof]

Yeah, I really can't move, JP's job is too good for him.
I'm really just trying to find something worthwhile or interesting at this point.

God, those parrots fukken hurt my ears.

[madeofmeat]

I once knew a guy who was a complete network guru for ten years in the Navy but couldn't land a job to save his skin because he wasn't allowed to talk about what systems they used.

He also drank like a fish and took meth.

[madeofmeat]

[Metaphorical beverage snarf]!