He likes it

[sanspoof]

My brother was the lucky recipient of the jacket I found on ebay that was worn by some filthy extra in Battlefield Earth (ten bucks american). He says:
I tried the jacket on while still smelling of Psychlos... ewww. At first I thought I had it on inside out, but unfortunately, that's the way it was made. I couldn't find out who wore it,

Comments

[unpleasant]

Battlefield Earth does something absurdly confusing for no good god reason?

Just to let you know how much I loved watching BE: If I could choose two movies to have offspring for my enjoyment, it would be BE and Catwoman. Man. It'd be full of production values and never have a slow part and have really well paid actors and would crack open my skull to shit in the hollow spaces. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

[sanspoof]

FADE IN
INT. DISMAL CAVE

We are watching HALLE BERRY, who is in a human-sized cage. She clutches the bars in a cliched way, but it is clear from her broke-a-heel expression that she is very upset. She is dressed FRUMPILY.
A PSYCHLO cracks a WHIP in her direction. He is wearing platform boots and hilarious dreadlocks. HALLE BERRY looks at him and his really cool whip and makes a knowing expression.

FADE TO BLACK on WHIP NOISE

FADE IN
INT. SAME DISMAL CAVE

HALLE BERRY is WHIPPING the PSYCHLO in the FACE, with his own WHIP. He is UNHAPPY. She has torn her frumpy clothes to make HOT CLOTHES. She is also wearing platform boots, although no one knows what this means. It is unclear how she has gotten out of the cage. Probably sex.

HALLE BERRY
Turn about is fair play!

ROLL CREDITS

[unpleasant]

Here is a check for a million trillion dollars. Get Christopher Heyerdahl on the phone.