Patching the Trousers
Or: This is entirely Kay the Cricketed’s fault, because yes, dammit, Leo needs babies.
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fanfiction
By: Sanjuno Shori Niko
Concept: Take other mutant turtles that have shown up in the various TMNT universes. Shrink them. Put them in a box. Put the box in Leo’s room. Insist that the baby!turtles call him “mommy”. Also, Leonardo does a lot of dimension hopping, so let’s see how many plot holes we can chuck him through before he gets airsick.
Timeline: Patchwork, but mostly based on the end of Fast Forward and heavily biased towards the 2003 cartoon and the new 2007 movie. The new characters that show up and some of the events described are taken from both live-action movies, the CGI movie, and the various TV spin-offs.
Pairing: April/Casey, Raphael/Leonardo, Michelangelo/Donatello, some hints of OT4, and I wanna introduce Splinter to Casey’s Mom. I think that I’ll make Mrs. Jones/Splinter my new crack!OTP.
Warnings: Crack leik whoa, slash, turtlecest, mommy!Leo, and author insertions cleverly disguised as various OC’s.
Summary: It was a bit sad that they had to leave Cody behind, but they were finally going home, back to their own time. Things were finally going right. But then well… you know the expression, you can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family? Thanks to the Dark Turtle Clones the Ninja Turtle’s trip through time experiences some turbulence. They make it back home in one piece, but realize that something has gone awry. Leonardo’s missing, he’s been lost in Time and there’s a pretty good chance that the Dark Clones followed him. So now Leo’s lost who knows when, and he’s trapped alone with their enemy. This cannot be a good thing. Oh, and Leo needs more tea if he’s going to survive this madness with his sanity intact.
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Timeline:
In which there are many happy returns.In which there is clone shrinkage. In which there are joyous occasions. In which safety pins save the day. In which Leo thinks about common social conventions. =/=