Breaking Dawn Review

[sanityinasylum]

I did a three-part review of Breaking Dawn back in August. Since I have no other written works to speak of, here they are. They seriously suck, by the way. There also may be some mechanical errors, as that tends to happen with my writing when I write a lot. Sorry.

Comments

XDDDD.

[ezyls_girl]

As ever, ochibi's hilariosity knows no bounds. TWILIGHT SUCKS, YESH.

[nina_sama]

Dude, I could barely make it through the last section. The entire book sounds ridiculous but like you said, everything is just always peachy keen and PERFECT. Screw you, SMeyer!

But this...

Somewhere in there, Bella also takes a look in the mirror. The only physical shortcoming she now possesses is an upper lip too full for her lower lip. Oh, and blood red eyes, which will fade to amber, and then gold. Well, we had that one coming, didn't we?

Forgive me if I'm wrong (I don't read vampire novels ;>>), but Vampires aren't supposed to have a reflection, right???

[angel_boogiepop]

Technically they don't but I know a few series where vampire have reflections (Vampire Princess Miyu for one)

[nina_sama]

Ah, ok, gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up.

[wise_stupidity]

That's right...

Further proof on how lame Meyer's vampires are. They pretty much don't function as actual vampires, y'know? They don't HAVE to drink human blood to survive, they don't burn up in daylight, they have reflections/can show up in photographs etc.

[messiah_noire]

Oh, that's simply brilliant! *__*
I think it's much better than the actual book. XD

Bellward Eda? Or maybe even Edwob Jacard?
I laughed so hard...

[angel_boogiepop]

I wouldn't mind Eda. It's actually a nice name (I know a person who's named that). All the other names however...hehehe.

[wise_stupidity]

Eda does actually sound cool. :)

[messiah_noire]

Yeah, true, Eda isn't that bad. ^^

But Edwob Jacard... I think, if I ever write a story I'll name a character like this. Just for the hell of it. XD

[harleycooper]

I love you~!!! Totally wanna be you come Halloween! LOL!

[wise_stupidity]

Eh? I don't geddit.

[sanityinasylum]

She means that you're scary. XDD. Ochibi's so stupid.

[wise_stupidity]

Scary? Me? I take that as a great compliment.

You know, nobody has ever actually found me scary. I'm too short to be scary.

[peridottears]

XD Wow, I was laughing through the whole thing. Epic.

[ezyls_girl]

Seeseesee? 'Tis why we all love ochibi when she posts. :DDD

[peridottears]

x) I see.