Leg pains and fruits.

[sanguine_cafune]

OGAD CRACK!FIC WARNING, EVERYONE. GET IN THE CAR.

So, this is a House/George fanfic, and yes. I mean Gregory House, snark extraordinaire, and George Harrison, Jesus!boy and the Quiet Beatle. If that's not enough of a disclaimer, I'm not sure how much clearer I can be. Now, if you're unfamiliar with /why/ this would ever occur even in the sickest of

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[tea_and_opium]

;; i heart you. ♥ see? *shot*

d'awwh, that was so sweet though. ;0; leave it to them to resort to sex to help with House's breakthrough pain. xD

and George's hair is fabulous. E__________E <3

[sanguine_cafune]

;; Oh yay. :'D ♥

I was going for a sweetness overload. ;0; Well, it's a normal conclusion -- they're huddled up against one another, both in need of a good distraction... > w> Though I tried to imply that they hadn't had sex by mentioning House noticing that they were both still clothed the next morning; I guess it wasn't as clear as I thought? D:

Of course it is. E________E <3 In fact, I fixed the "pairing" bit at the top accordingly. > w>;

[tea_and_opium]

and House is totes masochistic enough to want to get his rocks off while he's in pain right? -shot- (actually, getting all those endorphins going, i wouldn't be surprised if it really did help with pain, if you could get in the mood with that level of pain of course. > >; ) orrr i read it with bleary-eyes. >_______> i wasn't all that aware but i couldn't fall asleep, so could've just been my stupidity. LOL GO ME.

HAHA YES best otp ever. E________E <3

[sanguine_cafune]

lol Well, I wouldn't think of it as masochistic so much as just wanting the rush and distraction and the closeness, not that he'd ever admit to it. > w> (That's what I thought, really. :O ...should I make a second redux with sexing in it? -brick'd-) LOL I see xD <3