FIC: Boy Toys

[sanguefic]

Title: Boy Toys
Rating: R
Warnings: none, just a slightly wacky metaphysical premise!
Word Count: approx. 6,700 complete
Summary: AU: Jim and Leonard are toys about to meet their new owner.
A/N: Inspired in part by space_wrapped 2012 prompt 110. AU: Jim and Bones are misfit toys, hoping/wishing to go together to a nice family with children who will love and

Comments

Awwww

[ken_ichijouji]

This is super cute and awesome. I'm so happy that Jim and McCoy found a home together, and it's with Jim and Bones! <3

Re: Awwww

[sangueuk]

Thank you, sweetie - so glad the odd premise worked! :D

[lindmere]

You always come up with the most creative ideas for this fest, and you've topped yourself with this one. I didn't think going into it that the emotional lives of 12" action figures would be compelling, but they are, and so is the genius idea that they take on the personalities of their owners. Even the actual doll sex at the end is very touching--I was rooting for them all along!

And this:

“Man with a dick that big ain’t modest, trust me.”

“Says the doctor with no dick,” Jim smirks.

Well, I hope it worked out for them all the same ;) I know it did for me; it's SO clever and entertaining and yes, philosophical, because apparently Hallmark ornaments have souls!

[sangueuk]

I'm sure the doll sex worked out just fine - Jim's talented in all things :D

And of course they have souls!

I'm glad it worked in a thinky way too - the idea came to me ages ago and when I tried to explain it verbally to a few people they kind of blinked back at me; I'm better 'on paper' always. Thank you for your lovely comment, bb, you are such an enabler!

And appropriate icon is appropriate!

[ksalterego]

omfg, ahahahah!!! this is adorable and brilliant and holey cow the parallels from the dolls is just so amazing!!! terrific story!

[sangueuk]

Thank you, thank you - so glad you liked it! Readers' comments like this are the best Christmas present ever!

[the_archandroid]

The very definition of sweetness itself. this was loverly.

[sangueuk]

Thank you soooo much! *beams*

[norfolkdumpling]

OMG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!

Halp, I'm drowing in the adorable!

You are so creative, bb, and this is just so lovely. And my 12" Jim and Bones are sitting on top of my christmas tree with their arms around each other at the moment, so now I'm imagining what they're getting up to when I leave the room. *g*

HAPPY THOUGHTS, EEEEEEEE!!!

[sangueuk]

Halp, I'm drowing in the adorable! haha! *dances*

My boys are going up on the tree too and yes, of course, they'll be having monkey sex soon as we go to bed!

*squishes* Thanks, bb!