Dear Katherine,

You're cute and nice and smart, and I'd like to know you better.

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Typist: He's besotted, silly dear. You're lucky he hasn't jumped you. The army has made him a little...unsubtle :)

Dear DEATH,

I see you have friended me. Not funny.

*mutter*I'm living for ever or dying in the attempt, dammit. Except for that dying part.*mutter*

I have been friended by the Valar in charge of the halls of the dead. How cruelly ironic.

Hi namomandos. You'll excuse me if I run screaming from don't visit your realm any time soon.