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[sandykins]

God,
I demand a copy of the blueprint of my life. With such poor documentation (read as NO documentation) available, I cannot go on. I refuse to work in such an oppressive environment. Be threatened that all functionalities will be brought to a standstill till conditions improve!

Yours truly(!)
Disgruntled employee

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Your call request #18051980

[anonymous]

Hello Vaths,
A blueprint for your life you ask
If I may be frank, thats going to be a difficult task
You see we dont make them unique
Its mass produced one for the strong, one for the meek
Now if youll tell me where you belong
The weak or the strong
We can quickly find out the way of your life
If there lies ahead happiness or strife
In any case once we are through
Dont let the blueprint deter you
Cause while writing both I made sure
There were tons of virtual functions, many pure
So plug in a class Sandhya anytime
Write it anyway you like, in blank verse, in rhyme
See ya for now, I have other callers too
Being the sole responder in a 24/7 call center is a pain
One last thing which might come as a suprise
You have been spelling my name wrong, backwards I must say
So call me dog from now onwards, wassup dog ?
Capitalize it if you want, It Doesnt Matter Too Much
Though I wonder why this rhetoric didnt spread far and wide
After all it has such a nice ring to it...
Lodsa luv and hugs,
Dog (Yo)

Re: Your call request #18051980

[sandykins]

Now ask me not so many Qs,
Weak or strong, You know my hue;
Options too many I must hear
Before I can ask for a credit card or seer!
Your game I do see clear -
Keeping me on the line till I'm led to tears.
Sigh, tis a pity I say,
Making me learn to walk the ropes
This late in the day!
But I shall see where to plug Sandy in
The problem is that I'm always finding the wrong /bin
But you have promises to keep
6 degrees (max!!) to go before you seek.
So yo yo yo..off I go
By the way, what happened to the crow?
Love,
:-)