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sandy_requiem

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Feb 04, 2008 16:21

Someone please get it through that Achmed's thick skull that I'm not his virgin certainly not a virgin anymore at least, nor is my name 20.

I highly doubt any of the other people he has listed as "his virgins" are very tolerable of this, either. I swear, Stalfos have more brains than Achmed, and that's giving Stalfos a lot of credit ( Read more... )

achmed, the virgin list, hades!plot

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ttly_an_arab February 4 2008, 22:23:29 UTC

I think given a little more time, I will be able to convince him to stop claiming others.

What are the Poes?

sandy_requiem February 4 2008, 22:26:15 UTC

Good luck - he doesn't seem to listen to reason all that well. Keeps claiming people like we're supposed to want to be part of his personal harem. Hn.

Quite simply, they're ghosts, restless spirits that carry lamps and like to cause mischief. Some have a story, such as the two that live in Kakariko Graveyard, and we have one here in the Desert that leads people to the Colossus. Usually they're quite harmless, but lately they've begun attacking for no real reason.

ttly_an_arab February 4 2008, 22:40:19 UTC

Thank you. I'm sure I will need Lady Luck in this.

Most reason, no. But despite his nature, he seems to listen to the reason of his religion. Honestly, I think he's just a little confused.

I see... Perhaps they are attacking due to the release of other wandering souls?

sandy_requiem February 4 2008, 22:44:53 UTC

You're very welcome.

...you seem to understand his religion. What kind of worship allows its followers to believe they are owed a harem of virgins?

Exactly what I believe it is; the unrest of the spirits due to this entire..."underworld" release has affected everyone somehow. At least the most violent one has vanished again.

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cakeordeathnote February 5 2008, 01:23:26 UTC

It's funny.

sandy_requiem February 5 2008, 05:59:55 UTC

In some sort of absurd way, I suppose. Though still aggravating.

iheartplants February 5 2008, 02:04:56 UTC

I've decided to just ignore him. He won't listen no matter how many times I tell I'm not his 23rd virgin, so why argue? If he ever does show up in my world, I'll hit him with a few jinxes and he'll bugger off...

sandy_requiem February 5 2008, 06:00:28 UTC

It sounds like the best thing to do...so you're the twenty-third, hn?