Fifth Stripe; Audio

[sandpaperbreath]

Puttin' out a request for a sparring partner, preferably humanoid, under six feet.

That don't apply t'you, I've still got a question; what floor's your room on, and are any of your buddies from home on it with ya? It seems, more often than not, the Captain likes to t'put us in groups.

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[standardpackage]

I'm on the one with th' fire. There 'ave been a few recognizable faces up here. An' others that must be Havenites, with their ears n' all.

As fer th' sparrin'? Fightin' ain't my thing, Sweetheart.

[sandpaperbreath]

Could be useful t'learn, considerin' you've lost yer firecrackers. It'd be a load off my mind, knowin' you won't get your ass handed to ya every time y'open your dumb trap and say somethin' wholly retarded.

[standardpackage]

[*Insert long thinking time here.*]

I think ya' just want an excuse to kick my ass.

[Or kill him.]

[sandpaperbreath]

I might, but y'd still learn a thinger two in the process. It'd be beneficial.

[psychoticracer]

Hello, Torn.

[He hasn't introduced himself to this one yet. It's about time, now that he and Razer have gotten this Jak business out of the way.]

[sandpaperbreath]

[He's, uh, he's ignoring you. Right now.]

[psychoticracer]

[That means he can make fun of you with impunity, right? 8Db ]

I knew you were too busy skulking underground like a slum-rat to go for a spar with me.

[ locked / unhackable ]

[erhabenheit]

Why under six feet?

[He doesn't know you well, he's not locking for you.]

[sandpaperbreath]

All I want's an exercise, not a thrashin'.

[locked / unhackable]

[erhabenheit]

Six foot rule isn't going to cut it if you're remotely breakable.

[locked / 95% Unhackable]

[sandpaperbreath]

I can hold my own against other breakable beings.

[rocklikerunaway]

What's the matter? Afraid to fight someone your own size?

[She has no idea how tall Torn is. It's just your typical pre-canned-taunt.

What did Master Oogway say about avoiding conflict again?]

[sandpaperbreath]

I'd be real surprised if y'were my size, kid.

[rocklikerunaway]

Funny, that wasn't the question. But I guess there's only one way to find out.

I'm human. I'm short. You got any other rules?

[sandpaperbreath]

Nah.

Get yer ass to the gym. We'll see if we can't have some fun.

[...he really doesn't have a soft spot for brats. Shut up.]

[ttlynotawizard]

I'm on deck 11 and there's not a single person from my world here other than myself.

[sandpaperbreath]

I almost want t'say you're in the minority, there, but I can't be sure.